Best Troy McClure lines

"Hi...I'm Troy Mcclure. You may remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get confident, stupid!'

"I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee!"

"Jimbo" wrote in message news:3dc93dbf$[email]...

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(about Selma's iguana Jub-Jub):"He's everywhere you want to be!" "Don't forget tennis;it comes on at 10."

Travis D. McLemore,Jr. "The older they are,the cuter they ain't." Selma,"Lisa's First Word"

What never fails to make me laugh is "Dial M for Murderousness!" "Travis D. McLemore,Jr." wrote in message news:[email]...

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I'm going to Sea World!

ahh, sweet liquor, eases the pain..

"Thomas J. Paladino Jr." wrote in message news:uEoz9.95975$[email]...

"That's a great idea Homer, but I think they already made some movies about World War 2."

On Wed, 6 Nov 2002 10:18:05 -0600, "Jimbo" wrote:

it's not really a line, but his facial expression was hilarious:

• "Mr McClure, what does DNA stand for?"
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