The "where is springfield" debate [again]

Aug 11, 2001, 10:46 AM ET19 posts by 17 posters
19 posts
Scott Vivian

here's some evidence you might like to read... (not on snpp.com)

[3F20]

-- Homer tells Apu that he may have to locate Springfield on the map for his citizenship. Homer can't find it, and just when Lisa points to the correct place, Bart blocks the view. The states that we cannot see (i.e. the states Lisa could be pointing to) are:

North Dakota, South Dakota, South Carolina, Florida, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Missouri, Iowa, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio, Tenessee, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi and New Mexico.

[AABF08]

-- Marge is on the phone, giving her address to the egg company: "742, Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. O, hi-o Maude, come on in!" (Ohio)

[BABF16] -- After the family vacation, OFF say that they are only welcome in Florida and North Dakota. Homer says that Florida smells, and the family are only left with North Dakota. They are welcome in their own state, so it must be one of these two (most likely North Dakota)

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Bill McNealScott Vivian

<snip>

Don't you realize you've fallen into the trap set by the producers?

-- An XPeeple Production -- "As a child, I always wanted to bite his head off. This is my way of doing that... creatively." -Andy Dick as Marylin Manson "Most critics want to be authors, screenwriters and novelists, [but] they just suck." -Joe Rogan

Ian BoothbyBill McNeal

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People in our world have five fingers and they have four. Maybe they have 51 States and it's one that the US here doesn't have.

iidavephIan Boothby

like North Takoma?

David "David Moore" Moore

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Kristian RongeIan Boothby

On Sat, 11 Aug 2001, Ian Boothby wrote:

That's one of the best explanations I've encountered so far!...

Apart from "Wake up! It's not meant to be located anywhere in particular!", which really is the basis for the shows' satire about small-town American everyday life.

/ Kristian

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EPJaguarsIan Boothby

thats right...i think they are having a meeting about that in mid-smarch

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iidavephEPJaguars

on love day right?

David " " Moore

"EPJaguars" wrote in message news:MECd7.15$[email]...

have

ExatronEPJaguars

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mid-smarch

Lousy Smarch weather.

Exatron "Conquest is made with the ashes of one's enemies." -Starscream Never lose a holy curiosity. The important thing is not to stop questioning.
Jesus O'BrienExatron

Anyway all that is disproved, because Springfield is a port city. When they went on the Navy Adventure they entered the bering straight. (Read West Coast) but with Springfields weather patterns. Snow?

THERE IS NO REAL LOCATION. ITS A FUCKING CARTOON!

Brad FilipponeIan Boothby

Ian Boothby ([email]) wrote:

The real US has "Four Corners" The Simpsons US has "Five Corners"

Brad

QuadroBrad Filippone

"Brad Filippone" wrote in message news:9m3g38$9hn$[email]...

have

So, therefore, it's obvious that Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado, and Utah were changed into 5 states that share a boundary, and the Simpsons live in the newly formed 5th state.

Does this make any sense to anyone else?

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hneQuadro

Whichever state Springfield is in, it would have to have a capital called Capitol City. That kinda narrows it down to zero.

Pet theory: Springfield, and the land immediately around it, is actually a giant flying island, like Laputa in Gulliver's Travels. This may expain a few things:-

how the sun can rise and set over any point how Shelbyville can be sometimes adjacent to Springfield, and sometimes miles away how the fair city sees virtually every type of climate, geography, fauna, flora, politics, law and culture the existence of Five Corners (North Takoma (the island-state's official name) simply plonked itself down at Four Corners)

It is powered by a magnetic lodestone under Burns Manor; the same technology is used on individual buildings, hence the appearance and disappearance of the Bush/Ford house etc.

Actually, that still leaves Capitol City. Perhaps that's on another island.

My brain hurts.

KatijaikatQuadro

This seems to me to be a joke about the four-color map problem and other related brainteasers...

dave h.Katijaikat

i happened to watch the "starship poopers" segment of TOH9 last night, and it got me wondering: have any of the where-is-springfield theorists mentioned from where maggie's pacifier signal seems to originate in the wide shot from outer space?

DJ MaNiAkdave h.

Oh great! Now that you said it, they're gonna start up again! Sheesh!

DJ MaNiAk

Put on ya leather pants/and do the isolation dance/like some stupid-ass Goth kid that didn't stand a chance against me

The Four Horsemen: Kicking the shit out of people with baseball bats and tire irons in parking lots since 1985.

QuadroKatijaikat

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Well, it wasn't intended to be, but now that I think about it, it could be. Anyway, it was just an idea.

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Jeremy StyronScott Vivian

2 words: no ocean

but yes....springfield is "everytown usa"

Florida

will

Pray For MojoJeremy Styron

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2 words: Springfield Squidport

boyScott Vivian

Does anyone remeber that episode with George Bush? Lisa says something like that: "This is one of the * states in which he (Bush) has been a senator"

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his

states

Wisconsin,

Florida

will