Upcoming Episodes - March 10 through March 24

3/10 - The Old Man and the Key (DABF09)
    Olympia Dukakis guest voices as the new woman in Grampa's life,
    who leads him into getting his driver's license renewed, only to
    end up in a race against old-age street punks

Wednesday, 3/13 - Jaws Wired Shut (DABF05 - repeat)
    Homer has his jaw wired shut after an accident, but is the world
    ready for a kindler, gentler - and boring - Homer?

3/17 - Tales from the Public Domain (DABF08)
    "Simpsons Tall Tales" goes historical: Bart as Hamlet, Lisa as
    Joan of Arc, and Homer as Odysseus

3/24 - PRE-EMPTED for the movie "Independence Day"

Upcoming "Futurama" Episodes
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3/10 - A Pharoah To Remember (3ACV17)
    Fry, Leela, and Bender end up as slaves on an Egypt-like planet,
    but when one of them gets a position of influence, there's hope
    for...oh, wait, it's Bender, looks like Fry and Leela are screwed
    royally

Thursday, 3/14 - The Honking (2ACV18 - repeat)
    Every night at midnight, Bender turns into a killer car, and the
    only way to cure him is to destroy the original werecar - in the
    Anti-Chrysler building

3/17 - Godfellas (3ACV20)
    After the Planet Express ship is attacked, Fry goes looking for
    an ejected Bender - who has landed on a planet where they
    consider him a god

Thursday, 3/21 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz (3ACV05)
    Leela joins a group of protestors trying to stop an oil tanker
    from being towed through space near a penguin preserve - that is,
    being towed by the Planet Express ship, with Bender in command

3/24 - PRE-EMPTED for the movie "Independence Day"