Why does Glenn Close make EVERY episode of 'The Simpsons' she appears in, suck?

May 11, 2008, 8:33 PM ET21 posts by 11 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Tayloralt.tv.simpsons

And why does ONE NUT Lance Armstrong have *such* an asshole personality, even animated? Come out of the closet Lancy boy. Why no chummy swimming pix or matching jogging Spandex outfits with your "friend", McConaughey lately?

Seriously, Glenn Close's character is just aggravating w/ her selfish activist ways. She's provided absolutely noooo peace of mind to poor Homer.

Herb KauhryTayloralt.tv.simpsons

Because he has half a brain?

"Taylor" wrote in message news:[email]... > And why does ONE NUT Lance Armstrong have *such* an asshole > personality, even animated? Come out of the closet Lancy boy. Why no
TaylorHerb Kauhryalt.tv.simpsons

Ohh... right, right, right. I had to think for a second if you were talking about Howard J. or Lance.

Nick NuclearTayloralt.tv.simpsons

Dude quit being JEALOUS over a cartoon character and get a friggen life.

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Michael BlackTayloralt.tv.simpsons

On Sun, 11 May 2008, Taylor wrote:

Back in 1990, I found a delivery truck blocking a bike path, and sticking out into the intersection. Now I'm one of those selfish people, having "invented" bike paths here way back in 1970 (we had a petition, and we were unaware of the concept elsewhere, hence it was original to us). I "selfishly" took issue with the truck driver, and I "selfishly" complained to the company.

Six weeks later, to the day, a woman was killed at that very intersection while riding her bike. Depending on the news story, either someone was parked on the bike path and forced her off, or someone was parked right at the intersection, blocking her or an oncoming driver's view of the other.

Clearly I wasn't "selfish" enough. I should have done so much more to prevent her death.

I'm still so "selfish" that 18 years later I won't forget her, even though the only point of connection was because she was killed at that intersection six weeks after I "selfishly" tried to stop the act of parking on the bike path.

One mother here got really "selfish" when her daughter was killed by a snow removal truck. The truck turned when it shouldn't her brother started sliding underneath the truck as the snow bank they were standing on gave way, and the daughter "selfishly" saved her brother, which resulted in her being killed by the truck. So the mother "selfishly" starts campaigning about road safety.

What about the "selfish" Hiroshima maidens, young women badly hurt when the atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima back in 1945? They campaigned against nuclear weapons in their "selfishness".

Albert Bigelow served in the navy during WWII, and then became a pacifist. They housed some of the "Hiroshima Maidens" when they came to the US after the war for plastic surgery (not the breast implants that your drool over, work to actually repair the damage of the bombing).

Then Albert Bigelow "selfishly" sailed the Golden Rule into an atomic test site 1958. They faced an injunction about going in, they "selfishly" ignored the injunction and ended up in jail.

Albert Bigelow also "selfishly" participated in the 1961 "Freedom Ride" to desegragate bussing in the US, and got attacked. Poor Jim Peck, who "selfishly" went along was badly beaten. The bus they were riding was burned up. (Jim Peck was "selfishly" part of the crew of The Golden Rule, and also went on the 1947 "Freedome Ride").

Meanwhile, with The Golden Rule out of the picture, Earle and Barbara Reynolds with their children "selfishly" sailed their yacht, The Phoenix, into a nuclear test site.

About a decade later, my friend Bob Cummings and others "selfishly" sailed up to Amchitka in an attempt to sail into a nuclear test site. That "selfish" act started Greenpeace.

Michael

I liked it when she had that nude scene in that movie about that chill. The big one. Too bad I can't remember the name of the movie.

Mr. Museum

"[email]" wrote in news:[email]:

Too bad you run that joke into the ground every chance you get. ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **
牛魔王Tayloralt.tv.simpsons

On May 11, 5:33 pm, Taylor wrote:

Well, there won't be any more episodes with her in them. You must have liked that episode of the show, right?

To be honest, I never liked Homer's mother either. Compared to her, Abe seemed like a good parent.

Anim8rFSK牛魔王alt.tv.simpsons

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I disliked it so much I removed it from the DVR.

Star Trek 09: No Shat, No Show.
TaylorAnim8rFSKalt.tv.simpsons

That'll show 'em! You push that "erase" button hard when you remove it.

Anim8rFSKTayloralt.tv.simpsons

In article , Taylor wrote:

I meant I killed it. "Never record again"

Who the fuck thought it was pleasant Mother's Day viewing to watch somebody's mother die?

Star Trek 09: No Shat, No Show.

On May 12, 8:24 pm, Captain Infinity wrote:

I screwed up, I thought I had set the dvr to record Simpsons and American Dad but they weren't there this morning.

Captain Infinity wrote in news:[email]:

Or you could just wait for the constant reruns. ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **

On May 12, 9:24 pm, Captain Infinity wrote:

I wonder if they'll continue the continuity from "The Simpsons Movie" and have Dr. Nick still dead from a crushed... I forget what.

You have every right to never set your DVR to record another new episode again. It's not fair to keep the show going 20 years just because it's a fallback "comfort food" type of show you expect to be there at 8 o'clock on a Sunday IF you feel like watching it.

God, by this time "The Flintstones" was long cancelled and had sub- mediocre "The Pebbles & Bam-Bam Show"; you know, you have a remake that's always lesser than the original and much like "Scooby-Doo", it keeps getting more diluted w/ every new incarnation.

WiseguyTayloralt.tv.simpsons

Taylor wrote in news:f31cb13f-785c-4078-a2fe- [email]:

Actually "by this time" (18.5 years after premiere, early 1979) we had "The New Fred & Barney Show" which was actually an improvement over the early 1970's shows. At least it had full half-hour episodes. Until they merged it with Captain Caveman and the Schmoo.