I can't believe...

...that I've been watching this show since 1989. What's happened since then?

The Berlin Wall came down The Tiananmen Square massacre The Soviet Union died Gulf War I Terminator 2 - Judgement Day Massive recession Somalia thing Civil wars in Yugoslavia The World Wide Web came along Email 9/11 Gulf War II "D'Oh!" entered the common vocabulary and some other stuff happened.

Will the next 16 years be just as eventful? Only time will tell. (Paraphrasing the fictional Mickey Rourke/Liza Minelli movie that replaced The Itchy and Scratchy Movie at the Aztec Theatre)

"Wawamso Spelucker" wrote in message news:9ULTd.29317$[email]...

then?

Darren Hayes left Savage Garden to launch his solo career...... Xino Kiner appeared on a.t.s......... Rob Wade crossposted 1 000 000 homophobic threads all over usenet.......

The Time Has Come, Wawamso Spelucker said To Talk Of Many Things...

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong. Can you guess which thing is not like the others ...before I finish my song?

** Captain Infinity

The first four involve history, and the last involves a movie about a superhero who eventually became Governor of California, a superhero who is even tougher than, ... than, ... CAPTAIN INFINITY!!!!!

1. Berlin Wall, ... David Hasselhoff was there singing. 2. Tiananmen Square, ... David Hasselhoff, ... uh, ... scratch that theory.

Aaron Space Museum

wrote

He was driving the tank...

Paul

On 25 Feb 2005 18:48:44 -0800, [email] wrote:

That just goes to show you, Germans love David Hasselhoff.

The first four involve history, and the last one is a movie about a robot called a Terminator who tries to prevent Judgement Day, but I can't remember the name of the movie. Is that the correct answer?

The first four haven't been made into movies starring future US Governors yet? Whereas the last one is a movie starring a future Governor of California that is based on events that haven't taken place yet?

Nobody in the Kennedy family is even remotely involved in the first four, whereas the last one is a movie starring a man who married into the Kennedy family?

Nobody even remotely involved in the first four had a speaking part in the movie "Hercules Conquers New York"?

Nobody even remotely involved in the first four has a character based on him in The Simpsons?

The last one was the only one that involved bikers in a beer joint who were hassled by a naked bodybuilder?

Aaron Space Museum, researcher for the Association of Sarcastic Simpsonians (ASS)

Fox cancelled "When Buildings Collapse." Tiger Mauls Roy.

Aaron Space Museum

Let me see, ... Liza Minelli will marry a gay man. Mickey Rourke will leave the USA and become an unknown. Pretty funny, eh? What? Those things really happened?

Aaron Space Museum

wrote in message news:[email]...

How did Liza Minelli meet Rob Wade?

"*Ninja*" wrote in message news:EuTTd.176057$[email]...

He's not the only gay man. You're forgetting about his dad.

....It's Not Butter

...It's not a Law Firm!

*Ninja* wrote:

It's a law firm *and* butter (plus a dessert topping)!

And who knows how many more will come

The Berlin Wall fell before the first season of the simpsons started, email was invented before 1989. What are the odds for something happening this year? Who knows?

Tracy Ullmann had the Simpsons during the early part of 1989, so that covers the Berlin Wall. But...

There was Email before 1989?! Why was I not informed? Explain how this "Email" worked, and was it the same as the email we have today, with the spam, and the genital enhancement products, and the inane useless chatter.

"Funky" wrote in message news:EmYTd.4614$[email]...

For your information email was invented in 1968, and the modern email address was invented in 1972

"Funky" wrote in message news:c66Ud.4776$[email]...

covers

chatter.

e-mail eh? That thing still around? I hear they have it on computers now.....

Somebody claiming to be Funky wrote in news:EmYTd.4614$[email]:

The probability that something will happen this year is 1.

Proof: Things have already happened this year.

:-p

Let me see, my predictions, ... 1. Gay President. 2. ex-junkie President. 3. Felony drunk driver President. 4. Male prostitutes in the White House Press Corps. 5. Someone in this ng won't understand the stadium reference in the Jimmy Hoffa disappearance joke.

Pretty funny, eh? What? Those things have already happened?

Aaron Space Museum

Let's see... 1- OK, who was the gay president? 2- Bush Jr 3- Ted Kennedy? He was never president 4- ? 5- Hahahaha, I get jokes! wrote in message news:[email]...

1, 2, 3 - GW Bush 4. John Gannon/Jim Guckert. This is a news story right now!

Aaron Space Museum

"Wawamso Spelucker" wrote in message news:9ULTd.29317$[email]...

When was that, exactly?