Does anyone find themselves...

using obscure lines from the show in everyday life? I think I say 'We don't need your hate crimes here, narc' at least twice a week. Its obvious not many people get it, but it doesn't matter, I can't stop saying it. Also, every now and again (usually on July 4) I recite Nelson's flag speech. (So burn the flag if you must...) I cant' even begin to count the times I've said 'Sweet liquor, eases the pain.' I'm bored and was just wondering what kind of lines others use regularly.

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ZaPP Brannigan [email] wrote:

I find i'm constantly quoting Morbo lines. "I WILL DESTROY HER!"

["ZaPP Brannigan"; Sun, 24 Aug 2003 03:30:39 GMT]

Hmm. Me? Of course, there's the regular "D'oh!" and "Whoo-hoo!" Sometimes I'll groan like Marge. There's Barney's 'We were just messin' around, but you had to go _too far_.' That's all I can think of at the moment.

The one I forgot to put in was 'Hot dog, I think we've got a wiener!' from those radio idiots. Every time I say that, people look at me like I'm retarded or something.

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:42:45 -0500, J44xm wrote:

LOL is that the one from the DJ machine in the episode where Bart wins the african elephant?

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On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 05:56:37 GMT, ZaPP Brannigan wrote:

J44xm wrote in news:[email]:

I often find myself singing Homer's little jingle "I am so smart! SMRT!"

In article , Andrew Johnston says...

I frequently use that line. Especially when I've just solved a perplexing knot of coding.

Sir Real wrote:

I've done that. One time, so happy that I even wrote that into the comments in the code.

Then, there's the variation when out on the weekend....

"I AM SO DRUNK, I AM SO DRUNK, D.R.N.K. I mean D.R.U.N.K." -HF

"ZaPP Brannigan" skrev i en meddelelse news:[email]...

Well, it's become impossible to supress the Annoyed Grunts ("D'Oh"), and I tend to use "Mmmm....[insert object of desire here]" on more occasions than I like to admit. "Excellent", Burns style is also a regular. The funny thing is that my girlfriend has an involuntary Marge groan and snicker - and when she's complaining that I don't listen to what she's saying, out it comes: "Thanks, I'd love an omelet right about now..."

That's all that comes to mind right now, really...

/Thomas

"Thomas Hillebrandt" wrote in message news:...

I don't know if you've actually said "Thanks, I'd love an omelet right now" to someone you're not paying attention to, but I can tell you from experience that they really hate that.

I quote The Simpsons pretty regularly. Unfortunately, people always look at me like I'm an idiot because I get really obscure. I eventually just started saying, "That reminds me of one time on The Simpsons..." unless I'm around people that realize I constantly quote the show.

The only quote I use regularly is "Yoink!" Usually, it's whatever quote comes to mind based on the conversation.

"David Sibley" wrote in message

I use "Yoink!" quite a bit. Also noted are "D'oh", the "I Am So Smart..." song, and sometimes I hum the weiner song, mostly while I am cooking. Which sounds wierd, being a woman.... "My wiener has a first name...it's H-O-M-E-R...." - it's just a catchy tune.

Tamara

once my mom loaned me her car n I did a perfect Snake...Allllriiight! I'm takin' this thing to Mexico! She's not a fan of the show, so she didnt get it and gave me a weird look...

"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields

"She needs premium dude!"

On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 10:33:54 -0400 (EDT), [email] (~ Tony ~) wrote:

-CrEaTuRe-

Homer's line: "To alcohol! The cause of--and solution to--all of life's problems!" is one I use alot...also, Mr. Burns: Quit congitating Stienmetz, and use an open-faced club! A sand wedge! Homer: Mmmmmm...open-facedclub sandwich...(drooling sounds)...I use that one alot while golfing...

"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields

Its very hard to see how you could shoe-horn that into a conversation even once, let alone alot. Do you recite both characters lines or are you doing a routine with someone else?

think a second...when might I use the alcohol line? at the bar, perhaps? n what does it matter if I say both parts of the sand wedge line?

"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields

I wouldn't dare say theres anything wrong with it, but i'm enjoying the mental image. I see three people on a green (although it doesn't fit the line), you're on one side, the other two are side by side the other side of the flag. You're reciting a line from the Simpsons while they stare blankly at you and their watches wishing you'd hit the ball so they could finally go for a beer.

I'm sure its nothing like that though.

first off, its a "sand trap-only" quote...n all my friends I go golfing with are also Simpsons fans, so there are no "blank stares"...with the way WE play, there are plenty of opportunities to use said quote...I dont expect to be earning my PGA Tour card anytime soon...sorry to ruin your "mental image"...

"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields

MMMmmm. Dental spinach.

Tom Hawley wrote:

Nice save.

In article , ZaPP Brannigan says...

Sir Real wrote:

...except that one Bart line: "It's my job to be repetative, repetativeness is my job, my job is to be repetative..." -HF

ZaPP Brannigan wrote in message news:...

1. When you put your hand in a pile of goo that was your best friend's face you'll know what to do. Forget it (insert name), it's Chinatown.

• Uncy Moe, my sody isn't cold enough. It's making my teef hurt.

3. Oh, you can use statistics to prove anything Kent. 14% of people know that.

• Gym? What's a gym? (walk in) Ohhhh, a *gym*.

• I'm a guy like me.

6. If he can teach a class, he can teach a class. I mean, I can teach a class.

• Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip.

8. The key to (insert city) is (insert street you're driving or walking on). The Greeks knew it, the Carthaginians knew it, now you know it.

9. Brain, you don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just get through this thing and I can continue killing you with beer.

• We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.

11. You're just calling us a cow college because we were founded by a cow.

I use many of these completely randomly, but it just keeps people around me on their toes.

[email] (Spivey McSpivey) wrote in message news:...

• It's more likely that it keeps people laughing at how geeky you are.

On 24 Aug 2003 19:01:48 -0700, [email] (Rowdy Roddy Peeper) wrote:

Anybody whoe could regularly utilize the 'cow college' quote could not be geeky. Or maybe your are uber-geeky, I don't know

[email] (Rowdy Roddy Peeper) wrote in message news:...

Are you still bitter about me responding to your dog ass posts?

No, the sody was *too* cold. "Your teef hurt? Your TEEF hurt?! Well that's too freakin' bad!"

So you say the first part outside a gym and then walk in an finish it?

"Grand Inquisitor" wrote in message news:TmV2b.83661$[email]...

That's what Homer did.

Duff Man wrote:

I know, I'm just asking if you do it the same way. If you do, that's pretty sad. :-D

He also mispronounces it, which is half of the humour.

Instead of pronouncing it "jim" he says "gime"...

-CrEaTuRe-

On Tue, 26 Aug 2003 22:27:41 -0500, "Duff Man" wrote:

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Obviously I do that too; I didn't figure I needed to say as much since this is a Simpsons' newsgroup.

"ZaPP Brannigan" wrote in message news:[email]...

Hey, don't have a cow, man...

Cowabunga, dude.

"Meister Proper" wrote in message news:...

• Cowabunga!

Someone going to far.. "that was just cloud talk, man". "ZaPP Brannigan" wrote in message news:[email]...

I was looking skyward yesterday, and I saw some particularly puffy clouds, and I thought to myself: "Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?" "If there is, I don't wanna know about it"....

"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields

"~ Tony ~" skrev i en meddelelse news:[email]...

...Which reminds me of another tendency I have. Like most - I presume - I'm likely to use "Woohoo" when something turns out good, or something like that. If then someone - usually my better half - questions the good I'm woohoo'ing about, there's no hesitation: "I said 'Woo-hoo'!"... :)

/Thomas

ZaPP Brannigan wrote in message news:...

Yes. Yes I do.

In article , Tieus Albert says...

You are the funny one, right?

My friend and I quote the Billy and the Cloneasaurus dialogue by Apu a lot.

When someone mentions some foreign food, I say, "Go back to Russia!"

"Now let us celebrate with the mixing of chocolate and milk."

"Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro to Siam?"

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Whoever says "Nothing is impossible" has never tried to slam a revolving door. - Willy Walker

This book must be out-of-date, I don't see "Autogyro" or "Siam"...

"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields

"ZaPP Brannigan" wrote in message news:[email]...

"If something's hard to do than it's not worth doing" is a regular of mine....I'm Norwegian so you can imagine I get som stares :)

"Venom" wrote in message news:...

My best friend and I do the "That's good..." "That's bad..." "But that's good..." routine all the time. My personal fave though is, "Its just a little *insert something here* its still good, its still good"

The reason why today is so special, is that someone actually said to me today: 'Should we send out for Chinese?'

Not an exact quote but good enough for me to finish it. The best part is that I kept a straight face.

I use "Whiskey and nightswimming. A winning combination"

And "This manages to both suck and blow at the same time" to paraphrase another one.

Craptacular, it's so handy.

In article , Grand Inquisitor says...

Its a perfectly cromulent word.

"Alcohol is the cause of and solution to, all of lifes problems" - Homer

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On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 03:30:39 GMT, ZaPP Brannigan wrote:

Ok, NONE of you can beat these three urinal-related quotes I reguarly use in public bathrooms. These are just so socially awkward and bizarre.

• (running into the bathroom) OH MAN I REALLY GOTTA GO!
• (standing at a urinal with others at the urinals next to mine) Mmmm... Urinal fresh. (while sniffing)
• (while urinating) Ahhhh... that's the stuff!

"ZaPP Brannigan" wrote in message news:[email]...

One of my friends and I have this joke that I knocked her up in Harris Teeter b/c we happened to fall in a very convenient spot in the frozen food aisle...

Anywho, I was telling someone that I had to leave class early today and she said she did too...they asked why...I said we had to go to the OB-GYN (I was really going to a job interview, she just wanted to leave)...then I mentioned that Rachel had fallen down and I fell too and there may or may not have been penetration...

Then one of my friends was going to be like, "I'm going to throw up, I hate that word..."

And I was like "You mean penetrada?"

And she was like..."Ugh...stop..."

And of course, I was like..."You cannot escape the penetrada"...

(after the "Tango de la Muerte") Jou arrre now carrying my chillld....

"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields

Tappa-tappa-tappa

After saying something nerdy, I do an "mmhey!" or "goyvinflavin" or a "nice LAYdee!"

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Whoever says "Nothing is impossible" has never tried to slam a revolving door. - Willy Walker