Hey, it may be old, but why not?
There's that controversial deep frying couch gag. Mmmm...deep fried Simpsons...
"Merlin was in Vietnam!"
"Can I do a dance? Doo dee doo dee" (gets nailed with foam)
The Martin gag is funny...
"The apples weren't the point!" "Then why were we going apple picking?"
Nothin like USA wrestling.
"Gotta focus gotta focus gotta watch the bird--...gotta focus"
"Give me a sign." (pants drop)
"Good thing we brought the eye soap." "Ow! The burning is love."
Willingly doing algebra?
"He's probably gonna get court marshailed for this!" "Black Hawk up!"
"Do you have to poop?" "Always."
Finally, an Ay Carumba!
Pam Dawber? Who the hell?
"I'll be back in three hours. Maybe less...but almost certainly more."
"Just say the word and I'll fill his desk with boogers."
One of my favorite scenes of the season, the "I believe in miracles" section...
I love that locket gag...
Gummi worms and gummi fish...never thought of that.
Teacher of the Year Foundation...Substitute Teacher of the Year Foundation...
Robin Williams as the humor teacher.
"If she's danced with the devil in the blue shorts and lived, we have ourselves a nominee!"
"I hope there's a tack on my chair, so I at least feel something."
Bully of the Year...I've seen worse!
That's the first act, here's the second...
Off topic a little, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sucks. Period.
Just wanted that off my chest.
My church gave out free leftover Valentine's Day candy today. Nothing like being rewarded with candy.
Onto the next act...
Outhouse Time?
Smooth walkoff, Seymour.
"I better pee on this fire."
"Efcot center...when everyplace else is booked."
It's boring even to fly over it!
The Future Sphere...
cool...
"I can't go very fast or very far, and if you drive me, people will think you're gay..."
Nice wheels, Willie.
Great menu choices...
Honey, I Squirted Goo on the Audience...
You brought your mother? Well, technically, she paid for the room, so she brought me.
Enron's Ride of Broken Dreams! I love tihs gag...
Mm, that's good satire!
Okay, three is coming soon...
"If you want anything in life, you gotta work for it. Now quiet, they're announcing the lottery numbers!" --Homer Jay Simpson