Whatis everyones favorite, after a while ill post the top ten. Post here or email me Mine is this:
Burns: [over the intercom] Welcome, come in. Ah, fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead --
Smithers: Sir, you have to let go of that button.
Burns: Well, son of a bitch --
Homer: Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Postman: Okay, Mr. Burns.... what's your first name? Homer: I... don't know.
== Mike Reed
Homer: I'm going to STALK...Lenny..and....Carl.... DOH
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Burns: Homer I want to be loved Homer: Uh ok, I'm gonna need some beer
"Mervin Lofton jr." wrote in message news:LE207.709$[email]...
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Off the top of my head:
"Let that be a lesson Lisa. Never trust anybody." - Homer J.
"It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography." - Homer J.
"Can you believe Flanders threw away a perfectly good toothbrush??" - Homer J.
"Smithers, get me out of here. There are too many fat, ugly children here." - Burns
"You can say that we ate Uter, and he's in our stomachs right now. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Whoops, scratch that." - Skinner
Burns & Smithers in the park hiding drums of waste: "I'm afraid we've run out of room, sir." - Smithers "What? That tree held nine drums." - Burns ------------- G-Hound
'We have enough youth. How 'bout a fountain of smart?'
homer: "yeah, me too! gettin' drunk at the ol' flower shop!"
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Lou: "Here's the criminal chief." Chief Wiggum: "Cecil, I think not, this sounds the work of crazy old Side Show Bob." Lisa: "No chief, it really was Cecil." Wiggum: "Well that sounds like the talk of crazy old Lisa Simpson." Lou: "No chief, Cecil signed a confession." Wiggum: "That's some good work Lou, you'll make sergeant for this." Lou: "Uh, I already am sergeant chief." Wiggum: "Maybe so, but I still say Bob goes to jail!" Bob: "But I saved the childrens lives!" Wiggum: "But Lou here said you were resisting arrest." Lou: "No I didn't chief." Wiggum: "Quiet Lou, or I will bust you down to sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin."
as of right now:
Cletus: Mister Terwillidjer, come quick. There's trouble down to the See-Ment mixer, sir! See, cousin Merl and me, we were playing with Geech. That's our old smell-hound. And... Merl: Geech gone to heaven,Mister Terwillidjer. Bob: Oh, cousin Merl, really! Cecil: Temper, temper. You know cousin Merl `ain't been quite right' lately.
big hungry joe?
megan -ohhh, i get it. i get jokes-
Homer: I never apologize. I'm sorry thats just the way I am.
jeff b
These two are always so difficult to say randomly, because without the context, they're not funny at all:
"La la la la la, la la, la la-- what the hell is that, a lawnmower?"
"Do you know how to cook dinner?" "DO I??"
i love the one in the ep where Lisa thinks she's getting dumb, and Grampa takes her up to the attic to look at Homer and Bart's old school papers. He mixes chimp and monkey in some way, but I can't remember it exactly!
other quotes i love:
Ralph: My dad says my nose would stop bleeding if I stop sticking my finger in there.
Marge Flanders: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd: Hell, no. Ned: That's it, no more bible stories for you. Todd:<oaw>.
Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
These probably aren't exactly right either. Sorry!
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context,
Homer - '<sharp intake of breath> TRAMPAMPOLENE!'
God I love that line...
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car crashes into a statue of a deer
Homer : D'oh Lisa : A deer Marge : A female deer.
(Homer scrounges under the couch, looking for a peanut he dropped. He finds a twenty dollar bill.)
Homer: D'oh! A twenty?! I was hoping for a peanut. Homer's brain: A twenty can buy many peanuts. Homer: Explain how! Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Homer: Woo hoo!
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On Mon, 2 Jul 2001, Mervin Lofton jr. wrote:
"I don't want to alarm you boy but there may be a boogie man or boogie men in the house!"
-We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N. -Sex Cauldron! I thought they closed that place down
Krane wrote:
I also liked "Supernintendo Chalmers"
"Dr.X" wrote:
Lisa at Duff Gardens - "I AM the lizard Queen!"
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