Best Lionel Hutz line...

Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

"Chuck P" wrote in message news:Ixpy9.25165$[email]...

I was always partial to, "I've appeared before just about every judge in this State, often as a Lawyer."

"Scooter" wrote in message news:[email]...

well its not his line completely but, 'mr hutz, do you realise you are not wearing any pants'

and

'better cut down their smokey. look, he's taking another puff!'

and

'....replace the word once wiht repeatedlty, and the word dog, with son.'

Its not his line at all :)

Well, your Honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture, those are _kinds_ of evidence.

"oh no, we've drawn Judge Snyder." "is that bad?" "Well, i kinda ran over his dog. yeah, and replace the word 'dog' with 'son' and the word 'kinda' with 'repeatedly'."

OR

"I rest my case." "You rest your case?" "Sorry, i thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed."

OR

"I move for a bad court thingy." "You mean a mistrial?" "Uh, yeah. that's why you're the judge and i'm the law-talking guy." "the lawyer?" "right."

JQM

I know, I know, but Hutz rocks so much it's hard to pick a favourite.

"Mr. Simpson, this is the my best case since i suedthe creator's of The Neverending Story, would you care to join me in a belt of scotch?"

"Uh, its 9:30 in the morning"

"Ya, but I haven't slept in days..."

"Bartuccio" wrote in message news:G1By9.851$[email]...

In practically any other show I can think of, they would've explained why he sued them.

It's like jazz--it's the words they _don't_ say that make the difference.

I've always assumed it's becuase "The Neverending Story" ends, so it's therefore false advertising.

Brad

"so you don't work on a contigency basis?" "No, Money Down!"

"Get that gun away from me, you crazy bitch!"

Oh sorry, that's the best *Phil Hartman* line.

"Digital Puer" wrote in message news:[email]...

Oh shit. Man, that's cold.

Brian

"Chuck P" wrote in message news:Ixpy9.25165$[email]...

"If you don't believe me, just ask this scientician."

Uhhh...

Austin

Isn't that a Troy McClure line?

"Thomas J. Paladino Jr." wrote in message news:U_Hy9.90397$[email]...

Yeah, from that "Bovine University" meat film that was shown when Lisa was questioning the ethics of eating meat.

this is the Lionel Hutz thread...not Troy McClure...

"Gabagimpy" wrote in message news:12Iy9.90398$[email]...

"David McCleary" wrote in message news:_8Iy9.458800$[email]...

Damn, you're right! Sorry for the mispost. For whatever odd reason that line just clicked in my head as Lionel Hutz.

Both are Phil Hartman characters. Hey....we need a Troy McClure thread!

there was one...i dont know where it went...

"Thomas J. Paladino Jr." wrote in message news:MgKy9.90420$[email]...

that

And while we're at it I'll sell you a monorail and be your Bigger Brother.

Brad

works on contingency? no! money down!

--Lurky McLurkerson

"Chuck P" wrote in message news:Ixpy9.25165$[email]...

"I am not wearing a tie at all!"