apple juice vs. apple cider

They should have called in Ned Flanders for this one:

"Digital Puer" wrote in message news:[email]...

If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town! Now, there's two exceptions and its gets kind tricky here . . .

"grantkj" wrote in message news:3fb88b78$0$1748$[email]...

Now has anyone ever figured out what Ned's saying AFTER all that while Homer's brain is talking to him?

"grantkj" wrote in message news:3fb88b78$0$1748$[email]...

"... and in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped!"

"grantkj" wrote in message news:...

And of course, in Canada, the whole things flip-flopped.

I know something else that's tangy and brown, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).

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No, I don't. what do you mean?

A Porterhouse steak smothered in peppercorn sauce?

Ned Flanders would be shocked to know that in places like the UK, cider contains alcohol.

Flander's Planters Punch has an extremely high alcohol content. Also, doesn't he have a degree in "mixology"?

He also has beer on tap in his basement.

evan

"Park Luck" wrote in message news:[email]...

Hey, Jesus turned water into wine. They're all crazy drunks!

Yeah, his commandents cleary state (whatever that means) that beer is okay

"iggy17ren" wrote in message news:...

Where does it say that?

As far as I know, beer isn't mentioned in the bible, but Rev. Lovejoy implicitly claims that it does in the movementarians episode.

Yeah, and his wine spritzer bender in Vegas had some hilarious results, such as his "Vegas wife."