The coroner? I hate that guy.
or
See you in the operating place!
Best Dr. Nick Riveria lines...
Nov 7, 2002, 10:33 AM ET22 posts by 20 posters
22 posts
On Thu, 07 Nov 2002 22:55:11 GMT, "Thomas J. Paladino Jr." wrote:
"The B is for Bargain!"
"The knee bone's connected to the something. The something's connected to the red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch..."
["haedesch"; Thu, 07 Nov 2002 22:58:21 GMT]
"Uh-oh."
"JD44-C84X" <jd44-c84x> wrote:
Mel Gibson: Uh, hello everybody. <silence> Dr Nick: Hello Mr. Gibson!
"now while you were in that coma, did you feel your brain being damaged in any way?"
"Thomas J. Paladino Jr." wrote in message news:jbCy9.88790$[email]...
"See this smudge that looks like my thumbprint? That's trauma! Your son is a very sick boy."
"Inflammable means flammable...what a country..."
"Thomas J. Paladino Jr." wrote in message news:jbCy9.88790$[email]...
"Hi, everybody!"
(Well it is!)
["Mark Wilden"; Thu, 07 Nov 2002 23:50:12 GMT]
"Hi, Dr. Nick!"
"You went to upstairs medical college too"?
"I need a golf-cart motor with a 300 volt capacimator!"
"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me" - Abraham Simpson
"Thomas J. Paladino Jr." wrote in message news:jbCy9.88790$[email]...
"Slow down sir! You're going to give yourself skin failure!"
These gloves came free with my toilet brush.
~Totenkopf~
'You're suffering from bonus eruptus... that's when the skeleton tries to leap out of the body through the mouth!'
wysi
"wysi" wrote in message news:3dcb47fb$[email]...
Seriously, baby...I can prescribe anything that I want.
-B.
but i cleaned them with my napkin!!!
Oh you all missed the 2 from my favorite episode.
"You wont feel a thing... till I jam this down your throat!" -Dr. Nick
and... which sums up most doctors today...
"The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money." -Dr. Nick
"Edifolco25" wrote in message news:[email]...
The scene in that Top Gun parody movie where the doctor says to the patient "Now, this is going to hurt" and bites his nose.
"If it isn't my old friend Mr McGreg, with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"
Regards, Rich:L
How about when Homer was trying to purposely gain weight to stay home on disability:
"Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon"
Same ep: Dr. Nick recommends rubbing food against a piece of paper to test its fat content...
"If it turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!"
Does rubbing the burger on the wall from Nick's advice count?
...
Okay, I didn't see that episode PERSONALLY...but...well...someone told me about it...SHUT UP! (goes to the private chat room of doom)
Hi frozen body!
"Thomas J. Paladino Jr." wrote in message news:jbCy9.88790$[email]...