A Simpson's Centric Interpretation of Realtiy, Courtesy of the Yahoo! Daily Crossword

Aug 18, 2004, 9:24 AM ET34 posts by 9 posters
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Aaron Hirshberg

A recent Yahoo! crossword puzzle had "The letter 'H', to Homer." as a clue. Of course I was thinking of the OFF Homer, and I was stumped. The answer was "eta", which is the transliteration of the name for the Greek letter "H". The clue referred to "Homer", the philosopher from ancient Greece, of course. I am so trapped in the popular culture of the last few decades that all I could think of was Homer Jay Simpson.

The only thing the two Homers have in common is that they are both bald. And, people suspect that both of them could be gay.

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Aaron HirshbergXPeeple

[email] (XPeeple) wrote in message news:...

Is that the "Mr. Sparkle" episode? Because if it's not, then he was mistaken for two people more than once.

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Aaron HirshbergXPeeple

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Homer, Mr. Sparkle, and Guy Incognito all look alike.

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Mark WilsonAaron Hirshberg

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There was also a lady in "Brother From The Same Planet" that looked like him and sung "I am woman".....

gianly1985Aaron Hirshberg

Homer was not a philosopher, he is the mithical-probably-never-existed writer of the Odissey and the Iliade (I don't know the English title, I'm Italian)...

Superdudegianly1985

gianly1985 wrote:

Sure that's your excuse for everything isn't it, you're *"*Italian*"*.

gianly1985Superdude

What is this supposed to mean? Are you taking the mickey out of me?

p.s.: I'm better at English than you at Italian.... ;-)

Aaron Hirshberggianly1985

"gianly1985" wrote in message news:...

Yesterday's Yahoo! crossword puzzle had the clue: "H, to Hippocrates". Since there are no cartoon characters named Hippocrates on Fox TV, I easily answered this one. "Eta" was the answer.

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Superdudegianly1985

Quello pu� essere allineare, ma posso amare l'italiano delle signore pi� meglio affatto.

Mmmmmmmm. Donut.

Matt Garveygianly1985

gianly1985 wrote:

Intelligent Italians? Something's wrong...

gianly1985Matt Garvey

Intelligent Italians? Ever heard about Leonardo da Vinci, Galileo Galilei, Dante Alighieri, Alessandro Volta,Guglielmo Marconi(his mother was English, though), Enrico Fermi and all the Italian scientists who work in the UK, in the USA and in the European Space Agency and almost every year win a Nobel prize for Physics or Chemistry?

Matt Garveygianly1985

gianly1985 wrote:

Hey now, um, I guess you don't recognize the quote - from BABF21:

Brockman:       The recent wave of murders ...
                [in the studio, Kent notices camera man being
                held and threatened by two dolphins; he holds
                up sign reading, "SAVE ME!"]
                [changing course] Uhh ... di ... did I say,
                "killer dolphins?"  I meant ... killer
                Italians!  Grey, bottle-nosed, intelligent
                Italians
Homer:          Intelligent Italians? Something's wrong ...
Brockman:      (It's dophins.) We have to stop them.  If we speak in low
                frequency voices I don't think they can ...
                [is knocked off camera by a beach ball, then
                struck repeatedly by a ball.  The dolphin
                finally uses the ball to break the camera]

Naturally, much of that was cut in US syndication...

gianly1985Matt Garvey

ROTFL (I didn't recognize the quote 'cause unfortunately I watched that episode only in Italian ;-) )

Matt Garveygianly1985

gianly1985 wrote:

Interesting - what was it dubbed to there? (And did they change the graphic of Luigi? Or just get rid of the whole thing... maybe it was changed to "pizza delivery men," chuckle chuckle.)

gianly1985Matt Garvey

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episode

graphic of

"pizza

Well, if I'm not wrong they kept almost the same meaning, but since I had heard the quote only in Italian, it didn't immediatly flash out to my mind when you mentioned it (ok I write in English, but I still think in Italian) ,that's what I meant when I wrote "I only watched it in Italian". I don't remember anything about this Luigi stuff...

gianly1985XPeeple

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DVDs are expensive, you know ; besides, I don't like fuckin-quality p2p-downloaded episodes

XPeeplegianly1985

I wasn't aware that THOH-XI was on DVD yet.

gianly1985XPeeple

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episode

Actually it's not, I was talking in general

XPeeplegianly1985

Well, then, let me just say that of all the Simpsons episodes out there, I really enjoy chunky peanut butter from time to time.

gianly1985XPeeple

"XPeeple" ha scritto nel messaggio news:[email]...

chunky peanut butter? what has it got to do with the Simpsons? (it should be a metaphore or something, but my knowledge of English isn't that deep...)

Mark WilsonMatt Garvey

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Oh I Get it! I get jokes! (Actually I must confess - that one did slip past me....)

Mark Wilsongianly1985

"gianly1985" wrote in message news:5njVc.49489$[email]...

English,

in

Enzo Ferrarri.....

Matthew-David Plattsgianly1985

The Odyssey and the Iliad. Of course, as a Cambridge don (I don't know who) once remarked, the Iliad wasn't written by Homer, but by someone else of the same name. Homer's an ancient verb meaning something along the lines of 'to compose verse', which is why it's probably not the author's real name.

gianly1985Matthew-David Platts

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I'm

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the

'to

that's why I wrote "mithical-probably-never-existed" ;-)

p.s.: today the Italian bowman in Athens 2004 kicked the ass of the British bowman (and then won the Golden Medal)

Aaron HirshbergMatthew-David Platts

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Similarly, in Hebrew, "Ha Adam" means "the man". Somehow people came to believe that "Adam" was a proper noun. A person's name. It is not.

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Mark Wilsongianly1985

"gianly1985" wrote in message news:ITOUc.47193$[email]...

No - you were right. The English titles are the same... Maybe we spell them differently though.... The odyssey and the illyad

Mark WilsonJames Q. Morrissey

"James Q. Morrissey" wrote in message news:ch1len$ei9$[email]...

Actually yeah, that's it. I couldn't remember :-)