Bart Simpson cereal

Jun 1, 2002, 11:49 AM ET21 posts by 10 posters
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Tim Hall

Yesterday when I was shopping at Big Lots on the southwest side of Chicago, I bought a box of Bart Simpson cereal for $1.59. The cereal itself was Kelloggs' Corn Pops flavored with chocolate and peanut butter.

Has anyone had Homer cereal, you know, the cereal that tastes like cinnamon donuts?

Jason SaslowTim Hall

I have the Bart Simpson cereal. It's terrible. Can't even finish a handfull. Haven't tried any of the others thus far...

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UsualNoiseJason Saslow

Jason Saslow wrote in message news:...

Huh. Just goes to show you, people have different tastes. :) I prefer the Bart cereal to the Homer one, but then again I love chocolate & peanut butter. Oh, and I can't believe you didn't like that Simpsons episode that was on a while ago that was so obviously really funny. You must be high! ;)

  • Josh
Jason SaslowUsualNoise

Oh, I love PB and Chocolate too, but not ground up into dust and sprinkled on corn pops. I'll stick with my Reeces's peanut butter cups to satisfy that need, thank you :o)

Rather ambiguous, could you be a little more specific?

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UsualNoiseJason Saslow

Jason Saslow wrote in message news:...

Sorry, I should have been more specific: <sarcasm>

</sarcasm>

Just poking fun at the constant stream of messages like that in this newsgroup, when it's pretty clear that people will always find different things funny/tasty. Thus, the wink. ;)

  • Josh
R H MenzelUsualNoise

Duh.... wink? I don't understand. Why are you purposefully being so obtuse? Please clarify because I am an average Simpsons ng dolt, and I don't get jokes unless they're regurgitated.

-Bob

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GadiantonTim Hall

Yeah right. They really have all these cereals you speak of. Don't forget the vegetarian Lisa cereal (with kelp and tofu.)

Tim HallGadianton

Gadianton wrote in message news:...

Lisa's cereal is sold at Whole Foods ;-)

FrinkTim Hall

"Tim Hall" wrote in message news:[email]...

Has anyone tried the breakfast cereal for people with syphilis?

Alan HamiltonFrink

On Mon, 3 Jun 2002 14:44:55 -0400, "Frink" wrote:

I'll stick to the Jackie O's (free stretchpants inside!)

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Daniel DreibelbisAlan Hamilton

In article , Alan Hamilton wrote:

I want a box of Krusty-O's, complete with the jagged piece of metal in every box!

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Katoey BukkakeFrink

You mean Painful Runny Sore-O's? Now with extra pus!

Tim HallTim Hall

[email] (Tim Hall) wrote in message news:...

I just found out something fascinating: Kellogg's introduced Bart Simpson and Homer's Cinnamon donut cereals on September 10, 2001.....and the world has never been the same. LOL

Jason SaslowTim Hall

I fail to see the humor in that statement.

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R H MenzelJason Saslow

I fail to see the humor in a lot of the posts here!

-Bob

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Jason SaslowR H Menzel

Yeah, but not every post is supposed to be funny.

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R H MenzelJason Saslow

Jason Saslow wrote in message news:[email]...

Then why did you respond to the LOL with, "I fail to see the humor in that statement"? What's your point?

-Bob

Jason SaslowR H Menzel

Because the original statement was making light of what happened on 9/11 and I just don't see how that's at all funny in any context. What was *your* point?

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R H MenzelJason Saslow

Oh, I get it! What confused me at first was the complete lack of wit or ingenuity!

And, that's my point, Slappy!

-Bob

R H MenzelTim Hall

Tim Hall wrote in message news:[email]...

I'm eating them right now. They are a bit crunchier than I like, and they really don't taste like cinna... hey, wait a minute! Since when does Purina make breakfast cereal?

Uh, oh!

-Bob