3/13 - DOUBLE FEATURE --------------------- 7:00 - The Blue and the Gray (NABF06) After another lonely Valentine's Day, Moe seeks professional help for his problem with women, and when he is told that he needs a wingman, he has Homer by his side, and soon gets his share of the women - but so does Homer; when Marge finds a gray hair and discovers that her hairdresser has been dyeing her hair blue, she decides to go gray, only to discover that you're only as old as your hair makes others feel
8:00 - A Midsummer's Nice Dream (NABF09) When Tommy Chong gets tired of "old school" Cheech & Chong during their Reunion Tour, Cheech Marin finds a new partner - Homer - and they tour as "Cheech & Chunk", while Chong partners with Principal Skinner to form "Teach & Chong"; Marge tries to help the Cat Lady with er cat hoarding problem, but becomes a hoarder herself
3/20 - DOUBLE FEATURE --------------------- 7:00 - Angry Dad: The Movie (NABF07) "The Simpsons are going to..." the Academy Awards when an animated short based on Bart's "Angry Dad" comic gets nominated for an Oscar, but after Homer steals the spotlight from Bart at one too many awards shows, Bart finds a way to keep Homer and Marge "otherwise occupied" on Oscar night
8:00 - The Fool Monty (NABF01) ** THIRD AIRING ALERT ** When Mr. Burns discovers he has little time to live and most of the townspeople think that even that's too much, his suicide attempt leaves him alive but with amnesia; after Bart takes him in, Homer and Marge decide to let the town decide what to do with him, and they do - everybody takes turns using him for their own purposes
STUFF for "The Scorpion's Tale" (NABF08) ---------------------------------------- Wriiten by Billy Kimball & Ian Maxtone-Graham Directed by Matthew Schofield Billboard: Springfield Mall For Rent / Free Retail Space With Every Purchase Blackboard: I'M NOT HERE ON A SPITBALL SCHOLARSHIP Couch: A computer starts "The Couch Gag Game"; the five family members are selected, and after they sit on the couch, "GAME OVER" appears Special Guest Voice: Werner Herzog, Kevin Michael Richardson Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor Overseas Animation: Akom TV Rating: TV-PG-DLSV
The "Couch Gag" game's selectable characters: Player 1: Homer Player 2: Homer, Apu, Grampa, Marge Player 3: Homer, Disco Stu, Sea Captain, Bart Player 4: Homer, Lenny, Comic Book Guy, Lisa Player 5: Homer, Professor Frink, Gerald, Maggie
Maggie wears a clip-on hair ribbon.
Marge calls Grampa "Abe" - she usually calls him "Grampa".
The drug's name is MusBeNys (20mg).
Apparently, Homer carries four spare tires in his trunk.
-- Don S1.1 MAG+++ LIS++ BAR+ SKI+ MrsK+ MissH+ P&S# FLA- (heresy!) f+++ n+++ Ilps(w) $+++ M49 Weren't the scorpions in "Radio Bart"? Oh, wait, that was Sting