Is AaronSpaceMuseum homersexual?

Sep 13, 2005, 9:17 PM ET15 posts by 5 posters

15 posts

Digital PuerSep 13, 2005, 9:17 PM ET

Aaron, are you homersexual? You can tell us; we're open-minded.

jsonitsacSep 13, 2005, 10:07 PM ET↩ Digital Puer

As you can see, the real deal with Aaron is that he's Mr. Burns' assistant. He's in his early 40s, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield. Thanks for writing! We'll be right back.

Aaron HirshbergSep 14, 2005, 10:59 AM ET↩ jsonitsac

One of my ex-girlfriends calls me "the sausage". And she says that I am bigger than her ex-husband.

Aaron Space Museum

Sparky SpartacusSep 14, 2005, 3:33 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

[email] wrote:

You need to buy bigger clothes to avoid the "sausage" look.

Aaron HirshbergSep 14, 2005, 3:36 PM ET↩ Sparky Spartacus

1. You are going to have to try harder to find something to tease me about, because the answer is no. 2. My ex girlfriend said that I was "longer" and "wider" than her ex-husband.

Aaron Space Museum

jsonitsacSep 14, 2005, 4:01 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

thanks to enzyte, the once-daily tablet for natural male enhancement

Aaron HirshbergSep 14, 2005, 4:50 PM ET↩ jsonitsac

In that TV ad, I am the guy with the shit eating grin on his face. Which could be any one of the guys in the ad!

Aaron Space Museum

Digital PuerSep 14, 2005, 6:19 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

No need to be defensive. I asked if you were homersexual, not homosexual. Also, are you hobosexual?

Aaron HirshbergSep 14, 2005, 9:00 PM ET↩ Digital Puer

Defensive? Please. I was scrambling to find some Simpson references to use to make jokes to reply to your question. When I cannot speak using Simpsons references, I am hobbled.

Hobosexual? I hope the OFF writers are reading this thread. "Hobosexual" is a word that I hope will give them some funny ideas for plot lines. Which they sorely need. Oops, I made a joke.

In spite of all these postings, I am still about 2000 postings behind the guy who is #1 in this ng!

Aaron Space Museum

R FlowersSep 14, 2005, 9:46 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

wrote in message news:[email]...

Well, in case you're probably a 'nobo'.

jsonitsacSep 14, 2005, 10:26 PM ET↩ R Flowers

You could always call him a bobo, which could tie it back into the Simpsons.

Digital PuerSep 14, 2005, 11:15 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

[email] wrote:

I had to look up who was #1. Whatever indeed happened to the Internet King who used to post on this newsgroup? He always used to sign off with "Sincerely, Little Girl." His departure is probably the sole reason why the number of postings has decreased so much the last few years.

R FlowersSep 14, 2005, 11:34 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

"Digital Puer" wrote in message news:[email]...

It is a very sad tale. You see, internet access in his country was controlled by a beloved president who was overthrown and REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL. ALL HAIL KRULL AND HIS GLORIUS NEW REGIME AND INTERNET ACCESS!

SINCERELY, R FLOWERS

Digital PuerSep 15, 2005, 1:41 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

[email] wrote:

Well, are you homersexual or not? i.e. sexually attracted to Homer? Watch out, I just saw a TV show entitled "Homer S: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber" which shows what a degenerate he is.

Aaron HirshbergSep 15, 2005, 10:25 AM ET↩ Digital Puer

Gimmme a sponge bath.

Aaron Space Museum