The Absolutely Positively Wonderful Christmas Thread

Dec 1, 2002, 12:47 PM ET20 posts by 10 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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hAiNeSyalt.tv.simpsons

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!

Hainesy - The Voice of Truth, and The Saviour of APWW Haines's Crappy Website >> http://haines.vze.com/ "Who cares what you think, Eddie? You're a juvenile moron who thinks the height of achievement is amassing 1000 idiot posts in a single
Gr8-Scott↩ hAiNeSyalt.tv.simpsons

Seasons greetings to all that have been good little children this year! No doubt though, however many A's you got in school, that kid who got expelled last week will still get twice as many good presents as you did!

Brother Hornet� Version 1↩ hAiNeSyalt.tv.simpsons

Fuck off and come back near the end of the month

"When I post in APWW, everyone can feel the Hornetude in the air" - APWW Desire by Brother Hornet� Version 1 "hAiNeSy Claus" wrote in message news:[email]...
Gr8-Scott↩ Brother Hornet� Version 1alt.tv.simpsons

I was gonna come out with a "That's what your momma said" joke here, but realised it would make no sense whatsoever.

"Brother Hornet� Version 1" wrote in message news:asdic6$q356f$[email]...

hAiNeSy↩ Gr8-Scottalt.tv.simpsons

"Gr8-Scott" wrote in news:asdihm$5k4$[email]:

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Hainesy - The Voice of Truth, and The Saviour of APWW Haines's Crappy Website >> http://haines.vze.com/ "Who cares what you think, Eddie? You're a juvenile moron who thinks the height of achievement is amassing 1000 idiot posts in a single
Izo Mezzo↩ Gr8-Scottalt.tv.simpsons

Meanwhile lurking by a stone in the mud, two eyes looked to see what I was and then Gr8-Scott spoke and this is what they said to me.......

It's the thought that counts.

Izo "I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002 "FYI: This statement means that the speaker recognizes that unrest
anthonyberet↩ hAiNeSyalt.tv.simpsons

"hAiNeSy Claus" wrote in message news:[email]...

Humbug.

anthonyberet You can mail up to 150k to my reply address. However, if you don't put "usenet" in the subject line your mail will bounce, and I wont see it.
hAiNeSy↩ anthonyberetalt.tv.simpsons

"anthonyberet" wrote in news:asohho$t9dmk$[email]:

BAH!!!
Hainesy - The Voice of Truth, and The Saviour of APWW Haines's Crappy Website >> http://haines.vze.com/ "Who cares what you think, Eddie? You're a juvenile moron who thinks the height of achievement is amassing 1000 idiot posts in a single
hAiNeSy↩ hAiNeSyalt.tv.simpsons

"Celebhrive" wrote in news:atvhf4$356uj$[email]:

Zuh???
Hainesy - The Voice of Truth, and The Saviour of APWW Haines's Crappy Website >> http://haines.vze.com/ "Who cares what you think, Eddie? You're a juvenile moron who thinks the height of achievement is amassing 1000 idiot posts in a single
Steve Leyland↩ hAiNeSyalt.tv.simpsons
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Fuck off, hainesy.

Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#35 flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9 =^/\/\E0\/\/ /\/\E0\/\/ ARMY^=
hAiNeSy↩ Steve Leylandalt.tv.simpsons

"Steve Leyland" wrote in news:au1da8$s19$0 @pita.alt.net:

Says you, woman.

Hainesy - The Voice of Truth, and The Saviour of APWW Haines's Crappy Website >> http://haines.vze.com/ "Who cares what you think, Eddie? You're a juvenile moron who thinks the height of achievement is amassing 1000 idiot posts in a single
Eddie Bernard↩ Steve Leylandalt.tv.simpsons

Over the hills and far away in england.chat, Celebhrive came to play...

Stop messing with me 'ead...

The Critically Acclaimed Eddie Bernard -====- mhm34x11; TNPJRL: #666 "Since the best part of Eddie ran down his mother's leg, I think the only person he'll ever be of any use to is himself." - Chris Raum ************** Now sitting pretty atop wd's killfile list. **************
Eddie Bernard↩ Eddie Bernardalt.tv.simpsons

Over the hills and far away in england.chat, Farley Snooks came to play...

PoTM !!!1

The Critically Acclaimed Eddie Bernard -====- mhm34x11; TNPJRL: #666 "Since the best part of Eddie ran down his mother's leg, I think the only person he'll ever be of any use to is himself." - Chris Raum ************** Now sitting pretty atop wd's killfile list. **************
hAiNeSy↩ Eddie Bernardalt.tv.simpsons

[email] (Eddie Bernard) wrote in news:[email]:

Idiot.

Hainesy - The Voice of Truth, and The Saviour of APWW Haines's Crappy Website >> http://haines.vze.com/ "Who cares what you think, Eddie? You're a juvenile moron who thinks the height of achievement is amassing 1000 idiot posts in a single
Eddie Bernard↩ hAiNeSyalt.tv.simpsons

Over the hills and far away in england.chat, hAiNeSy came to play...

Hehe :-)
The Critically Acclaimed Eddie Bernard -====- mhm34x11; TNPJRL: #666 "Since the best part of Eddie ran down his mother's leg, I think the only person he'll ever be of any use to is himself." - Chris Raum ************** Now sitting pretty atop wd's killfile list. **************
Izo Mezzo↩ hAiNeSyalt.tv.simpsons

Meanwhile lurking by a stone in the mud, two eyes looked to see what I was and then hAiNeSy spoke and this is what they said to me.......

On yer 'ead 'ainsey!

Izo "I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
Izo Mezzo↩ hAiNeSyalt.tv.simpsons

Meanwhile lurking by a stone in the mud, two eyes looked to see what I was and then Celebhrive spoke and this is what they said to me.......

<jumps on the "Hainsey is defiling himself" bandwagon>

Izo "I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
Farley Snooks↩ Eddie Bernardalt.tv.simpsons

[email] (Eddie Bernard) wrote in news:[email]:

HehHehHeh!@!

Farley Snooks Citizen of a Troubled World Connoisseur of Celery & Loose Elastic
Paul Hyett↩ hAiNeSyalt.tv.simpsons

On Sun, 1 Dec 2002, an infinite number of monkeys, masquerading as hAiNeSy Claus typed this -

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Fishmas!

Paul 'US Sitcom Fan' Hyett - The Wild Frame Grabber of the Net! Website at http://www.activist.demon.co.uk/USsitcoms/
Jim↩ hAiNeSyalt.tv.simpsons

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