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David AngelovichMar 18, 2002, 9:05 PM ET

Hi

Just out of curiosity, what are some of your favourite Simpsons quotes everyone?

thanks,

David Angelovich

Michael CoganMar 18, 2002, 9:18 PM ET↩ David Angelovich

wow.. what a question... where do i start.

"Oh my God this man is my exact double... and that dog has a puffy tail... here puff"

"I fear that i shall never see my cateracts are blinding me" Hans Moleman

"It's a monster KILL IT KILL IT" "No wait!! It's Mr Burns." "Awww.. it's Mr.Burns KILL IT KILL IT!!!!!" Willie and Smithers

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Marquesas16Mar 19, 2002, 6:38 PM ET↩ Michael Cogan

"You don't deserve to be with such a bad husband in bed, so tonight you can sleep on the couch."

Patrick NihillMar 19, 2002, 7:04 PM ET↩ Marquesas16

Marquesas16 wrote:

"Well! I won't sleep in the same bed as a woman who thinks I'm lazy. I'm going to go right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba...ah, good-night."

the lexxMar 20, 2002, 2:58 AM ET↩ Marquesas16

well i dont know if these would go under the classic quote column but they are among my favs.the statue of liberty! where are we?ah! now theres the inflated sence of self esteem.nice try god. but i wont give in to temptation.oh [address] boy, buffalo [address] your messiah now?yes! work the [address] for connie [address] cant breath! OH [address] botchco would kick shakesphere's ass!

the lexxMar 22, 2002, 12:34 AM ET↩ the lexx

[email] (the lexx) wrote in message news:...

well i dont know if these would go under the classic quote column but they are among my favs. the statue of liberty! where are we?/ ah! now theres the inflated sence of self esteem./ nice try god. but i wont give in to temptation./ oh zzzzhit!/ oh boy, buffalo testicles!/ wheres your messiah now?/ yes! work the groin!/ horray for connie bufflekill!/ duffman cant breath! OH NO!/ stephen botchco would kick shakesphere's ass!

what the dilio? well all i have to say about this is my bad to any of you guys who actually read all that and still didnt know what the hell was going on. i tried putting them in a row and it seems as if it didnt work. anyhoo i pretty much fixed it up here.

DarkNovaMar 18, 2002, 9:36 PM ET↩ David Angelovich

Mmm... 64 slices of American cheese....

Paul

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Wesley WrightMar 18, 2002, 10:30 PM ET↩ DarkNova

You mean they have the internet on computers now?

BTW, you are probably about to get flamed for starting this conversation since this is probably the most posted topic in this newsgroup and you could just search for "favorite quotes" on Google's usenet archives. Just a friendly warning and piece of advise.

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robert w hallMar 19, 2002, 11:11 PM ET↩ Wesley Wright

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could

This is a good topic though, and needs to be resurrected periodically for continuity..

Rob

Klaser JavasinMar 18, 2002, 10:58 PM ET↩ David Angelovich

"Now when anyone gets wood, they will think of trojen..."

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DangibMar 19, 2002, 12:37 AM ET↩ David Angelovich

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I like stories

C.Kelly (BCTA)Mar 19, 2002, 1:15 AM ET↩ David Angelovich

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You've got a dad. He's just a dud.

Cheers, Jocko

KatijaikatMar 19, 2002, 2:12 AM ET↩ C.Kelly (BCTA)

Can you make dinner? CAN I???

JustinMar 19, 2002, 2:19 AM ET↩ David Angelovich

On Tue, 19 Mar 2002 13:05:25 +1100, "David Angelovich" wrote:

As a parent of a 2 year old this line really sums it up...

Homer: I've got a hankerin' for some spankerin'

Don't Tread On MeMar 19, 2002, 12:31 AM ET↩ Justin

Lisa: "Lazy dad" Bart: "Doesn't even have time to spank his own kids"

P. Piggly HogswineMar 19, 2002, 10:41 PM ET↩ Don't Tread On Me

or how about:

"i promise you kids lots of stuff, that's what makes me such a good father."

"keeping promises would make you a good father."

"no, that would make me a *great* father."

S17MilMar 19, 2002, 5:10 AM ET↩ David Angelovich

Stupid bug, you go squish now

Paraglider pilotMar 19, 2002, 11:58 AM ET↩ S17Mil

Me fail English?

Andrew StephensMar 19, 2002, 12:24 PM ET↩ Paraglider pilot

in article B8BCAE37.33A2%[email], Paraglider pilot at [email] wrote on 19/3/02 4:58 pm:

mmmm... slanty!

"Who'd have thought reading and writing could lead to so much!"

ChrisMar 19, 2002, 4:32 PM ET↩ Andrew Stephens

"Uh...I'll be back. Pro-Probably.."

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robert w hallMar 19, 2002, 11:13 PM ET↩ Andrew Stephens

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mmmm...pointy!

(this is one I use all the time in the real world..)

Rob

Kristian RongeMar 19, 2002, 6:19 AM ET↩ David Angelovich

On Tue, 19 Mar 2002, David Angelovich wrote:

Read my sig for the best Simpsons quote of all time.

/ Kristian
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-"Just eat the damn orange!"

Jason SaslowMar 19, 2002, 10:22 AM ET↩ Kristian Ronge

What episode is that from?

P. Piggly HogswineMar 19, 2002, 11:34 AM ET↩ Jason Saslow

assuming you're both referring to "just eat the damn oranges" it's from 1F20 "Secrets of a Successful Marraige," one of my fav quotes of all time which is unfortunatley the victim of one of the worst syndication cuts of all time (around here at least and maybe elsewhere). so unless you've seen the original uncut version of the ep, this gem is lost, as is "eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding," another classic moment from a classic episode that was cut here.

DangibMar 19, 2002, 3:56 PM ET↩ P. Piggly Hogswine

1F20

time

pudding,

If this were a cartoon, the cliff would break off now...I'm thirsty

Kristian RongeMar 19, 2002, 6:18 PM ET↩ P. Piggly Hogswine

On Tue, 19 Mar 2002, P. Piggly Hogswine wrote:

I'm sorry to hear that. I wasn't aware of this, since we don't have syndication here. Too bad. That is one of the funniest segments of the entire show. And that quote is the best quote. Ever.

/ Kristian
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-"Just eat the damn orange!"

Kristian RongeMar 19, 2002, 6:11 PM ET↩ Jason Saslow

On Tue, 19 Mar 2002, Jason Saslow wrote:

It's from AABF222, "Brothers Little Helper". Spoken by Homer when trying some delightful Focusyn. :-)

/ Kristian
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-"Just eat the damn orange!"

Michael CoganMar 19, 2002, 4:18 PM ET↩ David Angelovich

"And as punishment for your desertion it's company policy to give you the Plague" "Don't you mean plaque sir?"

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Blair Andrew MeddMar 19, 2002, 7:51 PM ET↩ Michael Cogan

"Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future, where nothing can poss-ib-ly go wrong... Possibly go wrong... that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong."

Michael CoganMar 19, 2002, 6:17 PM ET↩ David Angelovich

"Now let's go back to that building thingie where our beds and tv is"

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Michael CoganMar 19, 2002, 7:32 PM ET↩ David Angelovich

"Acually I came to get some suguar" -Homer <to this Hank Scorpio reaches into his pockets and pulls out 2 hand fulls of suguar> "Here sorry it's not in packets. Did you want some cream too?" Hank "Ummmm.. nnnnooooo" Homer

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David AngelovichMar 21, 2002, 3:19 AM ET↩ Michael Cogan

that one is good :D

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Rory MolinariMar 19, 2002, 9:28 PM ET↩ David Angelovich

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"A 'ghime'? What the heck is a 'ghime'?"

"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

"Hydrological *and* hydrodynamical? Talk about running the gamut."

"Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

Cheers, Rory

Jeremy BMar 23, 2002, 9:41 PM ET↩ Rory Molinari

In article , Rory Molinari writes:

~Summer ~Mar 20, 2002, 3:15 AM ET↩ David Angelovich

"Homer no function beer well without",,,,,,,i think thats how it goes from "The Joy Of Sect"

Bethy

Bojan BugarinMar 20, 2002, 4:06 AM ET↩ David Angelovich

On Tue, 19 Mar 2002 13:05:25 +1100, David Angelovich wrote:

PurpleMonkeyDishWasher

Blair Andrew MeddMar 20, 2002, 7:51 AM ET↩ Bojan Bugarin

Lenny: Homer I thought a guy with two wives would be the happiest man in the world?

Carl: No, you're thinking about a guy with two knives!

Moe: (big smile, holding two knives) I gotta admit, this is pretty good... Yeah!!!

Internet KingMar 20, 2002, 10:20 AM ET↩ Blair Andrew Medd

He's thinking what we're all saying! Sincerely, Little Girl

David AngelovichMar 21, 2002, 3:20 AM ET↩ Bojan Bugarin

that was on about an hour ago (here in australia)

that ep is always funny no matter how many time i see it :D

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Chris®Mar 20, 2002, 3:45 PM ET↩ David Angelovich

X Files crossover:

frogs: "Bud" "Weis" "Er"

crocodile "Chomp! Coors!"

I literally hurt myself laughing when I first saw that scene.

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Michael CoganMar 20, 2002, 3:40 PM ET↩ Chris®

X-Files Crossover:

Scully " This is a simple lie detector i'm going to ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?"

Homer "Yes"

Machine "Beep... BANG"

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Internet KingMar 21, 2002, 2:21 PM ET↩ Michael Cogan

Michael Cogan wrote:

Moe on the lie detector was even better:

Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns? Moe: No! [buzz] All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding] Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go. Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz] A date. [buzz] Dinner with friends. [buzz] Dinner alone. [buzz] Watching TV alone. [buzz] All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz] [weakly] Sears catalog. [ding] [angry] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]

Sincerely, Little Girl

Michael CoganMar 21, 2002, 3:46 PM ET↩ Internet King

hahaha i love that one (even got the sound file 2) :)

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aneurysm57Mar 22, 2002, 8:41 AM ET↩ Michael Cogan

just because i dont care it doesnt mean i dont understand. -homer

Michael CoganMar 24, 2002, 3:38 PM ET↩ aneurysm57

I am evil homer i am evil homer i am evil homer i am evil homer

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ZedMar 24, 2002, 10:10 PM ET↩ Michael Cogan

Michael Cogan wrote in message news:...

I am so smart, I am so smart, S-m-r-t I mean...

Michael CoganMar 26, 2002, 3:50 PM ET↩ David Angelovich

I shall call you stitch face

David Barnett wrote:

All time classic quotes...