Top ATS Simpson Lines

• "A Wizard did it."
• "The Internet? Is that still around?"

Now make like a calculator and ADD (to this list).

In article , "ResistanceIsDelicious" wrote:

   3. "There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!"
   4. "Worst Episode Ever."
   5. "Just because I don't CARE doesn't mean I don't UNDERSTAND!"
   6. "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

• "Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

8. "I think it's ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas."

"Master Debator" wrote in message news:k3M_c.60058$[email]...

9."No. All of those bald children are arousing suspicion."

• "Class after class of ugly, ugly children"

11. "Why, that's a fabulous idea! Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation sheilds? Urinal cakes maybe? Smithers, throw this at him."

• "LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!"

"Mark Wilson" wrote in message news:IFP_c.20763$[email]...

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• "Why I believe you're supposed to scratch you arse with it Marge."

"Daniel Dreibelbis" wrote in message news:[email]...

Dental Plan!

• >Dental Plan!

• Lidsa needs braces!

• >Dental Plan!

• Lisa needs braces!

• >Dental Plan!

Snuh! 999 springs to flush down, ....

Space Mvsevm

"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...

998 Springs to flush down...

997 springs to flush down...

Daniel Dreibelbis wrote in message news:...

7. I still don't get the stadium reference. 8. I had another operation. 9. Hey (your name here). Go buy a sarcasm detector. And if you already own one, keep it turned on. 10. Have you tried the internet? 11. www.snpp.com 12. Wow, another Catch 22 reference! 13. The Roman Empire ended 1400 years ago! Learn how to spell using correct English. 14. I had sex with Cindy Crawford last night! 15. Who did what to the who now? 16. We're having what for dinner?

As for your ADD reference above, most of us probably have ADD.

Space Mvsevm

[email] (Aaron Hirshberg) wrote in message news:...

• NOT LENNY!

Space Mvsevm

"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...

• Where can I find pictures of Lisa/Bart/Marge/Homer/Dr. Frink naked?

"Chris F" wrote in message news:...

• I find your ideas intriguing and I would like to subscript to your newsletter.

Space Mvsevm

"ResistanceIsDelicious" wrote in message news:...

PERVERT!!!!!