From: [email] (Nick Rossi) Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons Subject: quotes Message-ID: Date: 1 May 90 07:54:33 GMT Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA -- earthquake central Lines: 21 Posted: Tue May 1 08:54:33 1990
Bart and his family have had so many good quotes besides "Don't have a cow, man" and the others on the T-shirts that it's tough to remember them all... but a few of my personal favorites...
"There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy..." -- Bart
"The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!" -- Homer
of course, there's always MY t-shirt:
"I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?"
Nick
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