Okay, here's the complete "bio" of Homer Simpson, Great Britain version, as it appears on the instruction sheet for the strange Franch plastic model (It starts off pretty normal, but starts to go all "Mister Sparkle" on ya towards the end):
On the other hand, here is the reassembly of the 10 parts from different languages I posted, replacing the other tongues with English in all cases where you people provided attempts at translation (and yes, some of my typing could've been wrong - the print on the damn instruction sheet is practically microscopic!):
I think we've all learned something today that we'll look back on in our later years and smile about.
- Dr Strangemonde