Survive-OR-Die : Final draft

This is a fairly long spoof of the survivor type shows, with 8 teams trying to outlast each other in a remote, self-contained area near springfield gorge.

The teams are:

Homer & Marge Smither & Mr.Burns Edna & Skinner Agnes & Comic Book Guy The Van Houten's Krusty & Sideshow Mel Apu & Manjula Grampa & Jasper

The survival contest are suppose to be exclusive to the Survive or Die set, but it's the people who are left behind at home who really have to survive...namely four single adults taking care of 3 grammar school aged kids, a set of octuplets...and Maggie. That's the kind of act that would have landed the four on the old "Tonight Show with Johnny Carson"...Heyyyoooo!!

Here's the script in it's entirety: http://www.simpworks.com/fanfiction/reviews/dana.suod.shtml

Just click the "Read Script" button at the top.

"Blah, blah, blah, blah...(flush)"

-Bob

Dana wrote in message news:c2OS8.176281$[email]...

trying

set,

Ha, ha, ha, ha...you must be a riot at that gallery you work at. Let me guess, the walls are all bare except for the work of one R H Menzel. Talk about re-hashing...the only things you can come up with are taken from the four mile wide openings I give you.

Dana: How do you like it?

Bob: Shreaded!!!!

Dana: BWAAA HAAA HAAAA!!! You ARE a genius! As you said, the smartest in your group of one.

Dana

"R H Menzel" wrote in message news:[email]...

Dana wrote in message news:jo2T8.349458$cQ3.21946@sccrnsc01...

from

If you can't take the heat (and if you thought that was heat...?), stay out of the kitchen. What will you do when you get your first rejection notice from a real publisher (whatever)?

-Bob

-Bob

"R H Menzel" wrote in message news:3d1cc9b3$[email]...

out

I'll be doing backflips if I ever get an actual publisher to look at one of my scripts! These doodles are pure hobby and the people around me who read them, voluntarily, sometimes laugh, sometimes don't, but are always genuinely anxious to read some more...that's more than enough for me.

Dana

Dana wrote in message news:1igT8.346320$352.41170@sccrnsc02...

notice

of

Is that why you first defended your writings by claiming others liked it?

-Bob

"R H Menzel" wrote in message news:3d1dd0f7$[email]...

stay

I'll defend anything that seems to be cast aside with no sincerity...ie., specifics instead of generalizations. "It stunk!" You know what I mean?

Dana

PS: The like to dislike ratio is about 100 to 1 from people who respond in favor of the script...but then again, maybe the one's who don't like it are just being quiet...I have no problem believing that...and accepting that.

Hey, Dana! In order to make yourself feel better, you can check out my site and give me some more cheap shots. That way, at least they'll be based on something you've actually experienced.

If only I could feel one tenth as good as you do about yourself...

"R H Menzel" wrote in message news:[email]...

site

Dana wrote in message news:TcgT8.346239$352.41103@sccrnsc02...

If you don't feel one tenth as good about yourself, then you need some serious analysis.

Since you are so fragile, I will stop needling you. I thought you could handle good-natured ribbing.

-Bob

ummmmm...before I throw myself off a cliff...the post was pure sarcasm. Sometimes these newsgroup messages can be soooo misinterpreted. Keep firing away, I'll try to keep myself from jumping... : )

Dana

"R H Menzel" wrote in message news:3d1dd07f$[email]...

Dana wrote:

trying

Haven't read it yet, but right off the bat, I'm wondering, no Patty and Selma?

"Rebecca Webb" wrote in message news:[email]...

Selma?

Haaa...they are two of the four unfortunates that have to survive at home. P & S play a big role in this...and find true love! Only in a story based on survivor type shenanigans would our favorite sisters find their true loves.