What are your favorite Homer-isms ?

It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything!

Marge "Women won't want to be shot in the face, Homer" Homer "Women will do what I tell them to do"

"What are you goona do?, Sex sells"

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I like my beer cold , my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaaaming!"

Haze

"Yeah, but what are you gonna do?"

"Mmmmmm (insert edible object here)

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me" - Abraham Simpson

These are more lines, then isms, but....

"I'd kill for you Marge. Please let me kill for you!"

"In your face Space Coyote!"

"Taxes? I paid those over a year ago"

"You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing!?!?"

"I wasn't asleep! I was drunk!"

and my favourite (I think)

"Walt freaking Whitman!!!'Leaves of Grass' my ass!"

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Lisa: "Daaaaaaaad"

Homer: "What's the matter honey? Did you see a scary picture in your picture book?"

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me" - Abraham Simpson

"Pfft! Facts! You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what seperates us from the animals! Except the weasel."

"Six simple words- I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

"How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whats-his-name? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies- for fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects. (makes noises and giggles) Where was I? Oh yeah- stay out of my booze!"

"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."

"The three little sentences that will get you through life: One- 'Cover for me!' Two- 'Oh, good idea, Boss!' and Three- 'It was like that when I got here.'"

and of course:

"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

My favorite: "Life is just one crushing disappointment after another until you just wish Flanders was dead!"

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Oh yeah, and the classic:

"Shut up, Flanders."

I like his explanations:

Why he didn't go to his son's little league games "I told you, I find them boring."

Why he lied and kept the gun: "I swear to you I never thought you'd find out."

"You signed my name? I feel so violated!" "You've signed my name lots of times!" "But this isn't like a loan application or a will!"

Jesse Quinton wrote:

I like that one as well and have always wondered if it's a reference to something else. It sounds like it should be from a play, but I can't think what play.

Matt Lupo

Not so much a quote as a moment, but when Homer goes to the little league game where Flanders is the coach and starts heckling him.

"Flaaaanders. Flaaaaaanders!"

Matt Lupo