I think the best ever putdown was from Homer the Heretic..
Rev Lovejoy ".....protestant, catholic or....miscellaneous" Apu "Hindu! There ARE over 200 million of us!! Rev Lovejoy "That's super"
Also quite a classic line - it was in the bible stories episode
Bart: "Ralph! I thought you were dead!" Ralph "Nope"
acompanied by Ralph's trademark blank look, so blank it borders on insanity.
What are your favourites?
Once Upon A Time Neil Coward wrote:
I like the episode where sometyhing happens that annoys Homer and he says "DUH!" Heh, that's great. I wish I could remember which episode it was.
** Captain Infinity
Captain Infinity ([email]) wrote:
That isn't in any episode. He says "DO'H" a lot though.
Brad
Once Upon A Time Brad Filippone wrote:
D'UH! My mistake!
** Captain Infinity
In the Freddie Quimby episode, Jasper, on the jury:
"Good, tonight on TV the dog from Frasier is going to ride the dolphin from SeqQuest."
And of course, Moe:
"Like my dad always said, in the future, everyone will get shot."
"I didn't say it would be great to have two wives, I said it would be great to have two knives."
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Alright! A book of carpet samples!
Cracks me up every time.
My favorite Ralph line is when Bart and him sneak into the electric chair room at the abandoned Springfield prison.
Bart: "Smell that Ralph? That's the smell of Justice." Ralph:"Justice smells like hot dogs!"
Tim.
"Neil Coward" wrote in message news:[email]...
My favorite is "Up yours, children!" uttered by Seymour Skinner as he rides out of town on his bike.
I use it every chance I get.
-- R Flowers
On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 23:21:38 +0100, Neil Coward wrote:
bart: I didn't do it! You didn't see anythinge! You can't prove it!" (or something like that)
homer: doh! marge: a deer lisa: a female deer
That one is good.
That one is less good.
Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville! Homer and Bart: Eat my shorts! Ned Flanders: Yes, eat all of our shirts!