...when you're in the bathroom...and there's no toilet paper? ________________________________________________________________
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What happens when you delete the Recycle Bin?
"Gay" is not a synonym for "bad."
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"Sydney Assbasket " wrote in message news:[email]...
See, white guys have names like "Lenny", while black guys have names like "Carl".
Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.
"drmusic" wrote in message news:bGq77.31156$[email]...
It's true. We're so lame.
The Rack wrote:
I pity the fool who won't-phone home. Sincerely, Little Girl
Don't you hate pants?
"Gilbert Neal" wrote in message news:3QD77.753$[email]...
So... *TWIGGY*... I hear you and your husband *WOODY* are having a baby. What are you going to name it?
=v= *SHRUB*, of course. Someday he'll be President. .-.
<_Jym_> / /
|\/\/\/| / /Bring me a... SHRUBBERY.
On 26 Jul 2001, Katijaikat wrote:
You must return here with a shrubbery or else ... you shall not pass through this wood alive!
/ Kristian
+-------------------------------------------------------+ |Kristian Ronge | |[email] [email] | |(civil) (skola) |
|d99, datateknik, KTH (Kungliga Tekniska H�gskolan) | |d99, Computer Science, Royal Institute of Technology | +-------------------------------------------------------+
"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...
What is your favorite color?!
Blue.
What is your quest??
"Katijaikat" wrote in message news:[email]...
No, yellow!
Into the gorge!
"Katijaikat" wrote in message news:[email]...
We know all the words to every Monty Python routine. "We are the knights who say 'ni'. Ni ni ni ni ni!" Ha ha ha ha.
"Help, I'm being repressed!" ________________________________________________________________
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"The Rack" wrote in message news:6y787.146$[email]...
pass
who
-- "My old friends the nerds! what have you been doing?" -- "I've created a program which downloads porn off the internet one million times faster!"
"Katijaikat" wrote in message news:[email]...
My name is... Mr. Shnrub... yes, that will do.
The Rack wrote:
I like the way Shnrub thinks! Sincerely, Little Girl
"Jym Dyer" wrote in message news:[email]...
[from back of room, yelling] "Take it off!"
The Rack wrote:
OK, Rack, you've been warned... (drags him off)
"Jym Dyer" wrote in message news:[email]...
You president? this is the greatest country in the world! we've got a whole system set up to stop people like you from ever becoming president! Quit yer day-dreaming melon head!!
I can't for the life of me remember which episode that's from. Little help?
I think it was when Homer got the illegal cable hookup. ________________________________________________________________
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In article , Sydney Assbasket wrote:
Ha ha! It's funny cuz it's true!!!
ali assa seen wrote in message news:...
I hate it when I come home from work, work out, start cooking dinner, and turn on WFXT at 7:30 only to see Nomar Garciaparra hitting a home run! Lousy baseball! Crap! Tonight the Red Sox are playing the Rangers in Boston. It is on FOX. NO SIMPSONS FOR ME TONIGHT! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
Aaron "Space Museum" Hirshberg
"There's an Aaron Space Museum." - Some guy on this newsgroup.
In article , Aaron Hirshberg wrote:
I dunno. If there's really somebody named Nomar Garciaparra, I could probably laugh at his name for a good half-hour. That might be worth missing a Simpsons rerun.
Somebody claiming to be [email] (Aaron Hirshberg) wrote in :
Well, we had to suffer through 4F19 "Homer's Enemy" today on WXXA. I didn't realise just how much of a jerkass Homer could be, and the ending was even worse than what they did to Sherry Bobbins (another truly awful episode).
They've been going through the 4F series in numerical order. I certainly hope they don't follow by showing all the 5F episodes. I *really* don't want to be subjected to "All Singing All Dancing" again.
[email] (Ted S.) wrote in message news:...
The Red Sox game was rained out on Friday night. So the Simpsons were probably on. But I wouldn't know, because I was talking to a woman on the phone. I couldn't end the conversation at 7:30 p.m. by telling her that I wanted to watch the Simpsons! As a result of this, my mother took away my car keys.
Aaron Hirshberg