Onion article - Simpsons Referenced Suicide Note

Can someone please post the text for the June 2004 article from The Onion - "Suicide Letter full of Simpsons References"?

I just heard about it but the link is no longer valid (unless you want to go into the "new, non-free" archive of The Onion).

Much thanks!!

*sigh*

try typing the exact words "Suicide Letter full of Simpsons References" into google?

http://talk.newagtalk.com/forums/Humor/posts/513.html

Isn't the internet great? That'll be $20.

~peace~ Chris *** Lowering the level of conversation since 1983 ***

"lordmoose" wrote in message news:[email]...

Simpson responses, choose one:

• What's a google?
• Google, is that still around?

I go for 3. "Oooh I see they have Google on computers now"

"lordmoose" wrote in message news:[email]...

• Google plan!

• Lisa needs new Googles.

If anyone remembers the "Ondre" fiasco of 1999, you'll be laughing and moaning at the same time now.

"XPeeple" wrote in message news:[email]...

• "Gaggle-ey Google-y" (Maggie in "Home Sweet Homediddly-dum-doodily" ??)

• Hey Homer, I can see your Google!

"XPeeple" wrote in message news:[email]...

LOL - that's the best so far :-)

Well, don't stand around gawking at Homer's Google! Add to the thread!

• Mmmm... free Google.

"XPeeple" wrote in message news:[email]...

• God speed, little google.

• In Communist Russia, review watches Google!

• How do you do..Urm...a googley...oogley.

~peace~ Chris *** Lowering the level of conversation since 1983 ***

"lordmoose" wrote

There is a particular ball delivery in cricket called 'a googley'. Also it seems to be an antique doll, according to Google.

There's nothing new, it's all recycled...

Paul

Well I knew about the googley term in cricket, but not about the doll.

Bleah, anyway I was refering to 3F03 Lista the Vegetarian

got the quote wrong tho:

       Ned: And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders.
 Thistlewick: Charmed.  [Ned nudges him in the back.]  Eh, a googily...
              doogily.

ta da!

"XPeeple" wrote in message news:[email]...

11. "How could you do this to me Moe? Your bar was going under and it was Google that saved it."

"Mark Wilson" wrote in message news:...

• "Relax, Homer. At Globex, we don't believe in Google."

was

13. "Huh . . . you know, now you mention it, i suppose Google does only have evil applications . . . you know my wife will be happy, she's hated Google since day one!"

JQM

"James Q. Morrissey" wrote in message news:chhs87$brv$[email]...

have

14. "Bart's teacher's name's Krabappel? I've been callin' her Google! Why didn't somebody tell me? Ohhh I've been makin' an idiot outta myself!

• All your base are belong to G- (gunshots)

[email] (XPeeple) wrote in message news:...

Charmed.. Ah-oogly-googley.

As far as the original article goes, I preferred The Evil Gerald's one.. (Simpsons Quotes To Become National Language)

http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/story2.htm

Probably helps if you're Irish though

Oh, my, that's hilarious. I wish Kieran Murphy were still around. But he just left for work a few years ago.

"lordmoose" wrote in message news:[email]...

"Homer! The School's snowed in! How will the kids get home?!" "Ur-no. Internet?"

I had tried the Google approach (and Yahoo) but all I seemed to come up with were pages with links to the moved ("You must now pay!") article or links to pages that were no longer up.

Thanks for the helping hand, kind sir! Do you take credit cards? ;-)

Credit cards, sexual favors...it's all good.

~peace~ Chris *** Lowering the level of conversation since 1983 ***