Homer: That John is the greatest guy in the world...

We've gotta have him
       and his wife over for drinks sometime.
Marge: Hmm, I don't think he's married, Homer.
Homer: Oh, a swinging bachelor, eh?  Well, there's lots of foxy ladies
       out there.
Marge: Homer, didn't John seem a little... festive to you?
Homer: Couldn't agree more.  Happy as a clam.
Marge: [insisting]  He prefers the company of men!
Homer: Who doesn't?
Marge: Homer, listen carefully.  John is a ho - mo...
Homer: Right.
Marge: ... sexual.
Homer: [pause] Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Homer: Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod!  Oh my god!  I danced with a gay!  Marge,
       Lisa, promise me you won't tell anyone.  [shaking Lisa]  Promise
       me!!

"Mr Burns" wrote in message news:4jh%7.223$[email]...

That is my ALL TIME FAVORITE Simpsons bit. heh So classic.

"Stand still, there's a spark in your hair!"

In article , "Becks" writes:

Jeremy B wrote:

We work hard and we play hard. Sincerely, Little Girl