Homer -- Greatest American Ever

Jun 13, 2003, 8:55 PM ET8 posts by 7 posters
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GetRichQuick712

Too Weird! Greatest American Ever Is... ...Homer Simpson? Yeah, Homer Simpson. This isn't a joke. On Tuesday, the BBC is producing a live 90-minute global television debate about America's place in the world. In conjunction with this show, the BBC is conducting an online poll to determine the greatest American ever. And weirdly, Homer Simpson is squashing the competition of Abraham Lincoln, the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, and Mr. T. (Yeah, that Mr. T.)

Homer Simpson may be the greatest American ever, but he did NOT make the No. 1 spot as the greatest cartoon character ever in a TV Guide poll last year. Click to find out who did!

Voting continues until the show airs, but as of Friday morning Eastern Time, this is the leader board: 1. Homer Simpson: 40.83 percent 2. Abraham Lincoln: 10.28 percent 3. Martin Luther King Jr.: 10.06 percent 4. Thomas Jefferson: 6.43 percent 5. Mr. T: 8.38 percent 6. Bob Dylan: 6.15 percent 7. George Washington: 5.10 percent 8. Franklin D. Roosevelt: 4.34 percent 9. Benjamin Franklin: 4.52 percent 10. Bill Clinton: 3.92 percent To place your vote in the BBC News Online poll, click here.

See a photo gallery of the real people who give Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, and the other residents of Springfield their voices.

So should we Americans just laugh at this or should we be offended? Maybe we should just take comfort in the words of the "greatest American ever": "Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Fourteen percent of all people know that." --Homer Simpson

Markc65GetRichQuick712

BBC is producing a live 90-minute >global television debate about America's

online >poll to determine the greatest American >ever. And weirdly, Homer Simpson is

The British are nuts! I mean if they're going to vote for a cartoon character they should've picked Bugs Bunny as the greatest American!

He fought Fascism in Herr Meets Hare (1945), the Japanese Imperial army in Bugs Bunny Nips the Nips (1944), and fought in the Revolutionalry War in Bunker Hill Bunny (1950). He ran for election in Ballet Box Bunny (1951) and made our streets safe by defeating gangsters in Racketeer Rabbit (1946) and Bugs and Thugs (1954). (On the negative side, Bugs did destroy most of America's landmarks in Rebel Rabbit [1949]).

Also, he rescued the "singing sword" for King Arthur in Knighty Knight Bugs (1958) and England still ignores him? That's gratitude for you! (Plus, I would think the Englishman's fondess for dressing in drag would have caused them to vote for Bugs based on the latter's cross dressing alone.)

Laurence PayneMarkc65

We actually prefer dressing up in school uniform and being beaten with a birch rod.

XRLaurence Payne

Laurence Payne wrote in news:[email]:

dont we all... oh, wait. wrong newsgroup

blake murphyMarkc65

On 14 Jun 2003 05:09:33 GMT, [email] (Markc65) wrote:

bugs is my favorite movie star.

your pal, blake

bouazablake murphy

In article [email],

Do you have hot pics of Lisa & Bart all naked & sweating?

blake murphybouaza

On Tue, 17 Jun 2003 08:30:24 GMT, bouaza wrote:

well, i'm not as big a fan of bugs as r. crumb was, if that's what you mean.

your pal, blake

Daveblake murphy

character

Or your President (satire)

D http://www.great-britons.co.uk/