Capsule Sumbission for "Kill the Gator and Run"

Jul 25, 2001, 3:06 PM ET10 posts by 7 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Flareon805alt.tv.simpsons

Goof:

The officer couldn't have put handcuffs on both hands with Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. It is against the law to handcuff with both hands anyone 12 and under.

Gee, I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

(no offense, by the way)

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Hey, if everyone is obsessed in detail, I know this from my DARE (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) teacher, in Massachusetts, and most likely in Florida as well, it is illegal for kids 12 and younger to be handcuffed with both hands.

Ted S.Flareon805alt.tv.simpsons

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On 25 Jul 2001, Flareon805 wrote:

I beg to differ on this point. Laws from state to state vary greatly in dealing with Police matters. I am sure there are states out there that allow children to be handcuffed. So maybe it's illegal in your state, but in the Simpsons state it is perfectly legal.

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Somebody claiming to be [email] (Scott Weaver) wrote in :

Except that this particular scene isn't in the Simpsons' state. It's in Florida.

(Does anybody know the laws in Florida regarding the handcuffing of children?)

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Flareon805Ted S.alt.tv.simpsons

Well, in Massachusetts, anyway, it's illegal. In Texas, most likely, you could handcuff with both hands a baby still in womb (no offense, but anything goes in Texas ["Oops, we just killed an innocent man." "Let's get lunch?" "Yeah, alright."] ).

2 down, 48 to go.

(Sorry if anyone is offended.)