Max Power....

He's a man whose name you'd love to touch... But you mustn't touuuuuch

His name sounds good in your ear.... But, you mustn't fear... Because his name can be said by anyone....

That cracks me up!

"Thomas J. Paladino Jr." wrote in message news:pUyA9.108908$[email]...

Max Power doesn't snuggle. You strap yourself in and feel the g's!

Somebody claiming to be "Gabagimpy" wrote in news:_7zA9.115059$[email]:

Oh, Lord!

You like Thai?

Tie good, you like shirt?

I'm a human being. Let me have my dignity back....D'oh!!!!

There are three ways to do things... the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!

wysi

wysi wrote:

Isn't that the wrong way?

Robert Bindler wrote:

Yes, but faster!

"Isn't that also the wrong way?" "Yeah but FASTER!"

"Trent Steel is Max Power's oldest and dearest friend."

"He owns a company that makes computers...or...a computer that makes companies...you wouldn't understand."

"Thomas J. Paladino Jr." wrote in message news:pUyA9.108908$[email]...

"David McCleary" wrote in message news:wMCA9.6580$[email]...

% At Costington's, Homer shops for something to complete his dashing % new image.

Homer:         So I want the monogram to read "M-A-X P-O-W ... "
Employee:      Sir, traditionally, a monogram is just initials.
Homer:         Max Power doesn't abbreviate.  Each letter is as
               important as the one that preceded it.  Maybe more
               important!  No, as important.
Employee:      [sighing] Very well.
Homer:         And if you've got enough room, add some exclamation
               points and a pirate flag.
Trent:         [walking up] The man knows what he likes.
Homer:         Just taking care of business.
Trent:         If you don't, who will, huh?  Trent Steele.
Homer:         Homer Si ... uh, Max Power.
Trent:         Oh, hey!  Great name!
Homer:         Yeah, isn't it?  I got it off a hair dryer.
Trent:         [laughs] I like a man who can poke fun at himself.
               [looks at his watch] Ooh, hey, my one o'clock cancelled.
               Eh, you had any lunch?
Homer:         Yeah, but I usually have three or four.
Trent:         So where to eat?  You like Thai?
Homer:         Tie good.  You like shirt?
-- "Homer to the Max"

% Homer, returning home in a monogrammed blue shirt, drops a few bags % of food from "Thai Palace" on the table.

Homer:    Marge, this is Thai food.  From now on, I want it morning,
          noon, and night.
Marge:    When did you start liking Thai food?
Homer:    When Trent Steele bought me some.
Marge:    Who's Trent Steele?
Homer:    He's Max Power's oldest and dearest friend.
Lisa:     What's this wrapped in a banana leaf?  [sniffs] Mmmm, smells
          like mint!
Homer:    Oh, I spit my gum in there.
Lisa:     Ew.  [drops leaf on table]
Marge:    Where'd you meet this Trent Steele?  Moe's?
Homer:    No way, he's a winner.  He has a company that makes
          computers, or, a computer that makes companies.  Anyway, you
          wouldn't understand.
Marge:    Well, I guess your new name is really opening doors for you.
Homer:    For all of us.  Look!
Marge:    [reading] You are invited to a garden party this Saturday.
Homer:    This is our chance to rub elbows with Springfield's young,
          hip power couples, like me and Debbie Pinson!
Marge:    Mmmm ...
-- "Homer to the Max"

"I got it off a hairdryer."

I got it off a hair dryer! "Thomas J. Paladino Jr." wrote in message news:pUyA9.108908$[email]...

I said that 2 days before you! "screamapillar" wrote in message news:EJzB9.21107$[email]...