So then, why is Homer so stupid?

Jun 23, 2002, 11:07 PM ET20 posts by 10 posters
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Digital Online Philomath

Hi, folks. Perhaps this has been discussed before, but I'm new here and I don't see it in the FAQ.

Has anyone else noticed that we've been given (at least) two reasons for Homer's stupidity? In one episode (sorry -- I'm not the type of fan that knows the episode titles), it was because he had a crayon in his brain; in another, the male Simpson plague is revealed. Alas, two reasons. Which do you think we should consider more canonical? Which came last?

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ChiaCow9Digital Online Philomath

If the Simpson gene was credible, why would Homer's brother be such a successful business man? And how come no doctor would notice the crayon? I think he is just naturally stupid.

Cody BargeChiaCow9

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The crayon idea was retarded, and the show's (bad) writers maintain no continuity. Lately the show has fallen off dramatically - I only wish more people could see that.

Ian BoothbyCody Barge

I don't think he's stupid. He's great at pretty much all sports and has suceeded in almost every job that he's ever had (and that's a lot). He just has a low attention span.

Art VandelayCody Barge

<<< Lately the show has fallen off dramatically - I only wish more people could see that.>>>

Perhaps we should remove the crayons from our brains...then we'd be as smart as you.

^^^^^^ "Art is often hailed as the grandest expression of human spirit, but we know now ... that the grandest expression of human spirit is whatever it takes for a man or woman to rush back into a burning building to save more people."

That GuyChiaCow9

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He didn't get the gene.

And how come no doctor would notice the crayon?

He was holding the X-ray with his thumb over it.

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Oh, wait. I meant to say a wizard did it.

R H MenzelThat Guy

A wizard held his thumb over the x-ray? Wow! This is getting more complicated. -Bob

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That GuyR H Menzel

Last night they showed the episode where he broke his jaw. Hibbert held up the X-ray of Homer's haid to show the broken jaw, and there, in his brain, was the crayon! Good continuity blip there.

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R H MenzelThat Guy

How is that a blip?

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That GuyR H Menzel

I didn't know what else to call it. Perhaps I should have said it was a good continuity cromulence.

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Digital Online PhilomathThat Guy

Geez, folks. Can we all please be sure to quote only what's absolutely necessary in a post? Two-line replies followed by two screens of quoted text is bad for Usenet.

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slapkicksyThat Guy

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The crayon was put back, remember?

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Well, yeah. That's why I said it was a good blip. Perhaps blip was the wrong word. I should have just said "good continuity there".

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R H Menzelslapkicksy

You, unlike others, pay attention!!!

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Brett BuckDigital Online Philomath

I love the phrase canonical as applied to a TV show. Getting to be as bad a Star Trek Fans/weenies (Why to the TOS Klingons look different from the TNG Kligons? "I sure hope somebody got fired for that one!").

Bret

slapkicksyBrett Buck

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I love it in Star Trek how they admit this though ;)... and stuff

R H MenzelBrett Buck

And these same people get mad when I say "The Simpsons" has become a form of religion to them.

-Bob

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Vince YimDigital Online Philomath

The crayon thing (first revealed in "HOMR") has since remained cannon -- Dr. Hibbert never noticed it because he always viewed it with his thumb obscuring the crayon in question. However, the crayon has shown up in at least one subsequent episode: in "Jaws Wired Shut", a head x-ray reveals a broken jaw and -- yep, you guessed it -- a crayon. The good doctor now knows not to obscure details with his thumb.

Peace, Vince Yim

Digital Online PhilomathVince Yim

----- Vince Yim (Tue, 25 Jun 2002 04:59:44 GMT) -----

I did not know that! Excelente!

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