funniest line

Marge lifts up the school bus Otto: What am i smoking? Oh yeah pot.

that killed me

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Ralph - Even my boogers taste spicy.

Yeah, booger jokes... Hi-larious...

They're what the show was missing during the lean seasons (3-9)...

Disco Stu should have disco ducked.

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me" - Abraham Simpson

Lisa - I'm tired of her (buffed Marge) criticizing my sagging glutes.

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Homer : D'oh Lisa: A deer Marge : A female deer.

One of my favorite line(s) would be when Homer and Marge are looking to spice up their sex life and Homer decides to take some advice from his father Abe.

Abe: Welcome home, Son.  I broke two lamps and lost all your mail.
       [Marge walks away] What's wrong with your wife?
Homer: Never mind, you wouldn't understand.
  Abe: Flu?
Homer: No.
  Abe: Protein deficiency?
Homer: No.
  Abe: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
Homer: No.
  Abe: Unsatisfying sex life?
Homer: N -- yes!  But please, don't you say that word!
  Abe: What, seeeex?  What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly
       father talk about sex?  I had seeex.

My favorite part of this scene is I HAD SEEEX! part!

Psyberwolf

"You've been Marginalized!" Best line in a long time.

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