An idea for the banking industry

Jun 9, 2003, 10:41 AM ET5 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Richard Schultzalt.tv.simpsons

A couple of weeks ago, my ATM card got eaten by one of my bank's machines (and not the ATM either -- one of the "get your account information" machines). I think that bank machines should be properly equipped for such an occurrence by playing a tape of Nelson saying "ha ha" when the machine eats your card. You know that's what the machine is thinking. . .

----- Richard Schultz [email] Department of Chemistry, Bar-Ilan University, Ramat-Gan, Israel Opinions expressed are mine alone, and not those of Bar-Ilan University ----- If you can keep your expectations tiny You'll go through life without being so whiny. -- Matt Groening

"Richard Schultz" wrote in message news:bc26ao$9rt$[email]...

Only if it can be linked to a webcam showing people beating the s**t out of the machine after being taunted!

I can imagine it now. "You goddamn son of a bitch. You're nothing but an over rated calculator. I'll teach you how to treat people."

Ida WannaRcarr2487alt.tv.simpsons

Be nice to your ATM. It could be your father re-incarnated when he got lost on the way to heaven. "Rcarr2487" wrote in message news:[email]...

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