One of my fav is "Tickets should not be taken internally" plus homers classic follow up line "see? because of me they have a warning"
fav "disclaimers"?
May 1, 2002, 10:03 AM ET12 posts by 8 posters
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One of my fav is "Tickets should not be taken internally"
The second.
You're forgetting one of the best - the baby sitter episode where homer is interviewed but they edit it and pretend he attacks them. "Mr simpson, mr simpson noooo!" *dramatisation.maynothavehappened*
To quote a phrase, "d'oh." Apologies, regrets.
Many of the phrases on that page are not even disclaimers!
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well
:-)
You couldn't disclaim your mother on the disclaimingest day of your life if you had an electrified dislcaiming machine.
Austin
On 1 May 2002, Metlhd3138 wrote:
My two favourites: "Snapping fingers may not make food appear." "Your dreams may vary from those of Globex Co, its' subsidiaries and shareholders."
It's not quite a disclaimer, but the discussion Homer has with his brain -
Homer: "Twenty dollars? Aww, I wanted a peanut!" Brain: "$20 can buy many peanuts." Homer: "Explain how!" Brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services." Homer: "Whoo-hoo!"
- floors me every time.
Checks will not be honored
"Metlhd3138" wrote in message news:[email]...
classic
i like:
you are guaranteed a new life of serenity, love and loving serenity.
not a guarantee.