I think Cletus is gay.

May 6, 2002, 10:12 PM ET10 posts by 8 posters

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Sir Arther BorttendimbleMay 6, 2002, 10:12 PM ET

think about it...it will come to you. key words: roof, dang, git

Matthew CraggsMay 6, 2002, 10:33 PM ET↩ Sir Arther Borttendimble

I'm sure his 100 children have their doubts too :-)

Sir Arther BorttendimbleMay 7, 2002, 12:02 AM ET↩ Matthew Craggs

Did you see him banging Lurleen to make them babies? I thought not.

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Tom HawleyMay 7, 2002, 6:01 AM ET↩ Sir Arther Borttendimble

Stranger. Yous trespassin' on my dirt farm... and its Brandine.

JimmyStewartMay 7, 2002, 7:54 AM ET↩ Sir Arther Borttendimble

What? So just because you dont see graphic cartoon porn of Cleetus babie-makin brandine, it didnt happen? You never see Lenny & Carl when they got hired at the Power Plant, but that doesent mean they DONT work there.

Chris®May 7, 2002, 9:07 AM ET↩ Sir Arther Borttendimble

If so, why did he marry his sister, not his brother?

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Aaron HirshbergMay 7, 2002, 1:32 PM ET↩ Chris®

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You sir, are a genius. And I am not being sarcastic. This is the best response in this thread!

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UterMay 7, 2002, 2:27 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

Brandine: (taking a breather from smoochin' Cletus) Dang' Cletus. Why'd we have to park next to my parents?

Cletus: Now honey, they's m parents too.

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Aaron HirshbergMay 7, 2002, 9:11 AM ET↩ Sir Arther Borttendimble

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Cletus: "Honey, git up on the dang roof, sos we can make some more babies!"

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Ned FlandersMay 7, 2002, 11:46 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

Did anyone catch Jeopardy the other night. One of the questions had to do with Whitman fathering any of his fictitious children. The correct respondent made a comment like, "Yeah, that happened."