What's the difference between pakistan and a pancake?

I never knew of a pancake that was nuked by India!

Here is another one: just think of all that Arab culture has given us: Saudicillin, the Hamas orbiting telescope, Ahab bin Einstien's Theory of Relativity, Omar bin Wright's airplane, the camelputer, Quantum goat cheese, Supersand theory, microdung ovens, the goatless carriage, the Mars landing camel, the first campfire on the moon, orbiting communications rocks, the high-bypass turban engine, the Mulecorde SST, the automojihad, computer rugware,arabaphone...the cornerstone of cammelnication...Arab culture has built the modern world. "HOJU" wrote in message news:[email]...

and another one: How Many Arabs to Screw in Light bulb? Two, one to screw it in and another to blame the Jews for burning it out. ---------------------- How Many Arabs to Screw in Light bulb 1001 a-RABS. One to suicide bomb the lightbulb and a thousand to riot and declare revenge.

"HOJU" wrote in message news:[email]...

and now some obl jokes: Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Osama bin Laden thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Manuel Noriega and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No," said Osama bin Laden, "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was the Ayatollah Khomeini with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Osama bin Laden.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Osama bin Laden saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Osama bin Laden took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go." -------------------- Osama bin Laden calls President Bush and says, "Mr. Bush, I had a vision last night. In my vision, Muslims had taken over the United States. Beautiful domes were added to all of the important American buildings, and banners proclaiming 'Allah is Great' flew from each dome."

President Bush says, "You know, Binny, I had a dream the other night too. I dreamed we restored Afghanistan to its previous glory. It was once again a progressive country, with women able to walk through the cities, and return to work. People were healthy and well fed. You know, I saw signs throughout the country too!"

Bin Laden says, "Yeah? What did they say?"

Bush said, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."

"HOJU" wrote in message news:[email]...

"HOJU" wrote in message news:[email]...

[crickets]

What? Too soon?

You can't put syrup on Pakistan!  Silly!
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On Thu, 27 Dec 2001 01:50:41 GMT, HOJU wrote:

Please, let's not forget in all this Arab-bashing that Afghans and Pakistanis are NOT Arab, they are part of the Pashtun race. OBL and the other Arabs like him just took advantage of the free room and board offered by the Taliban.

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