That crazy table dancing guy

Dec 8, 2002, 2:59 PM ET5 posts by 5 posters
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Don Corleone

Right in the episode 'The Sweetest Apu' who the HELL is that lawyer guy who dances on the table when Apu's bird talks to him about a divorce

im english so is it something very funny in america which i didnt understand?

Ted S.Don Corleone

Somebody claiming to be "Don Corleone" wrote in news:at08ai$f1j$[email]:

I believe that lawyer thinks that, because Manjula is going to get alimony/child support for eight children, she's going to get a huge cash settlement -- which also means a sizable amount of cash for him. Here in the States, many lawyers work on contingency, which means they only get paid if you win -- but they get paid a percentage of the judgment.

This particular lawyer is really Lionel Hutz in another disguise, except that they can't use Hutz anymore since Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife.

That, and Hutz doesn't work on contingency: "Works on contingency? No, money down!"

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail In future, I'd like my bribes in a nondescript briefcase instead of this sack with a dollar sign on it. --Diamond Joe Quimby <http://www.snpp.com/episodes/AABF05.html>
JD44C8/USATed S.

["Ted S."; Sun, 08 Dec 2002 21:18:00 GMT]

No, money down!

JD44C8/USA ([email] [ROT-13])
screamapillarDon Corleone

I'm American, and I didn't "get" it either. It's just some wack lawyer dude, dancing like a moron. I guess that was the joke. "Don Corleone" wrote in message news:at08ai$f1j$[email]...

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Aaron HirshbergDon Corleone

"Don Corleone" wrote in message news:...

You understand enough about the "Colonies" to use a Colonial popular culture icon like "Don Corleone" as your email ID.

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