The Simpsons like morphine!

Feb 26, 2002, 9:50 PM ET16 posts by 10 posters
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Anonymous

Nuff said.

I've got the thing that's called Nader love. I've got a wave in the air...Nader love. -- A. Levine Ralph Nader ought to be on The Simpsons because he is so hot and sexy. -- dog
Aaron HirshbergAnonymous

Anonymous wrote in message news:...

Marge got it for her broken leg, and Homer got it for his torn up knee. Me, I got it for a very painful esophageal spasm that I once had. The paramedics gave me morhpine and nitro glycerin. MORPHINE! HAH! TOTAL RIPOFF OF THE SMURFS!

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P. Piggly HogswineAaron Hirshberg

uh, nitro glycerin?? were they detonating dynamite in your throat? do you mean, perhaps, nitrous oxide?

gas, pleasant gas, night-night gas......

Aaron HirshbergP. Piggly Hogswine

"P. Piggly Hogswine" wrote in message news:...

No, nitro glycerin. Tastes terrible. You put it under your tongue. I hope that none of you ever need it. They thought I was having a heart attack.

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Paul HyettAaron Hirshberg

On Wed, 27 Feb 2002, Aaron Hirshberg stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

So that the explosion wouldn't hurt? :)

Paul 'US Sitcom Fan' Hyett - The Wild Frame Grabber of the Net! Website at http://www.activist.demon.co.uk/USsitcoms/
AnonymousPaul Hyett

I got it when I had my gallbladder yanked. The Demerol was good, but the morphine was great. I agree with Marge, mmmMMMMMMMMmmmmm.

I've got the thing that's called Nader love. I've got a wave in the air...Nader love. -- A. Levine Ralph Nader ought to be on The Simpsons because he is so hot and sexy. -- dog
Aaron HirshbergAnonymous

Anonymous wrote in message news:...

Like I said, total ripoff of the Smurfs. Of course, maybe they didn't give me enough.

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lookPaul Hyett

Must of been the bean you had for dinner. Kablamo!

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Ryan W. Meadlook

Their personal favorite is Flintstones Chewable Morphine.

jimRyan W. Mead

I'll take the bluebird of sorrow any day!!! Lunch lady doris gives it to bart. theres another chewable they offer him, I don't remember. It's this or the BLUE BIRD OF SORROW hahahahahahaha love that shit!!!!

"Ryan W. Mead" wrote in message news:[email]... > Their personal favorite is Flintstones Chewable Morphine.
Kevin Maddenjim

I think it was something like manic depressive mouse

AnonymousKevin Madden

It was both. Chewable Prozac for kids. Evil, evil gag.

I've got the thing that's called Nader love. I've got a wave in the air...Nader love. -- A. Levine Ralph Nader ought to be on The Simpsons because he is so hot and sexy. -- dog
Ryan W. MeadKevin Madden

That's Chewable Prozac for Kids, available in "Manic-Depressive Mouse" and "The Bluebird of Unhappiness."