Best Mr Burns Line

"Woop-dee-doo Tarantula Town!"

"Take 'er down Smithers." "Uh you're flying the plane sir." "Excellent."

Fly My Pretties As he releases the winged monkeys.

Hi, I've been lurking for a few days, and I think it's time for me to come out of the shadows and post.

Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to
          the local orphanage...when pigs fly!
           [They laugh.  The pig sails across the sky before them.]
Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, Sir?
   Burns: Nooo, I'd still prefer not.
-- Going back on his word, "Lisa the Vegetarian"

"Caveman" wrote in message news:Q2%A9.2639$[email]...

"Actually, sir, we're booked into a small theater in New Mexico." "Whoa, slow down there, maestro! There's a *New* Mexico?"

"docdude316" wrote in message news:3dd48d74$0$1399$[email]...

"that voice! that shrill, disagreeable voice!"

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." "Ok, what's your first name." "I don't know."

O wait...that was Homer...sorry...it was just such a great impression of Burnsy that I got confused...

"David McCleary" wrote in message news:E_0B9.13825$[email]...

EX.. EL ENT! Oh sorry, that was William Shatner.

Smithers: I'm afraid they see you as somewhat of an ogre. Burns: I'll club them and eat their bones!

• DN

I loved it when he said to the robot: "You clinking, clattering, cacophony of caliginous cogs and camshafts!"

You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste.

"Exatron" wrote in message news:[email]...

"No...I can't kill you either. Look at you - standing there, on your hind legs...like a couple Rory Calhouns."

-B.

"He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teat."