I have come across at least two during my lifetime. The stories you area about to hear are true, the names are being kept secret so I won't be sued.
1. The summer between college and grad school I worked for a few weeks at a summer camp. I couldn't stand it because all the counselors and staff were drinkers and hot dogs. Anyway, one of the guys who worked in the kitchen was as lazy and stupid as they come. And he was fat to boot. The chef yelled at him all the time. The rest of us did our work and got along just fine with the boss.
2. My parents rented a house that they owned to a guy who was a stupid fat slob. But, he would often have the external appearance of a half- way normal person. Eventually he moved out. Then my parents sterilized the house and sold it to my brother.
So, there are at least two people on this planet who almost exactly like Homer Simpson. Neither one of these people was married. And had no prospects. Because women like Marge Simpson, who would put up with the crap that Homer gives her, don't exist in real life.
Aaron Hirshberg