has it ever occured to you..?

And don't get me wrong, I'm NOT an obsessed person...

But it's occured to me that of the five members of the family, we've seen everyone naked except Lisa?

Homer - too numerous to mention

Bart - too numerous to mention

Marge - when she and Homer got caught naked out in public. Also occasional times in bed

Maggie - when Homer accidentaly locked her inside the vending maching in the "short films" episode.

we've even seen Abe naked (shudder!!!)

and Barney (double shudder)

and Burns (tripple shudder)

and Patty and Selma (shudder, but at least the sea captain appreciated it)

But the closest we got to a Lisa scene is the "I am the Lizard Queen" We were told she was caught swimming naked in the fountain, but we didn't see it.

Brad

[email] (Brad Filippone) wrote in news:bfjtfm$8rk$[email]:

No, actually, it never has occured to me.

"donut" wrote in message news:[email]...

Me neither.

I was just going to post that.

Okayyyyyyyyyyy............

What about the baby picture in BABF14?

Brad Filippone wrote:

"Matt Garvey" wrote in message news:[email]...

Pervert.

Chris Fewer wrote:

...or Mr. Good Memory Man?

I seem to remember an episode where she wore nothing but a coconut bra and a completely see through grass skirt.

"The Digital Dragon" wrote in message news:[email]...

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According to the DVD commentary, she was wearing a body stocking.

Yours truly, Some bozo

Oh yes, in the Christmas special that started it all.

Brad

Weren't her and Bart both naked and sitting on the toilet in the episode for the new phone book cover?

That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares.

I knew someone was going to take this the wrong way. I was just pointing something out, it's not an obsession.

Brad

["Brad Filippone"; Tue, 22 Jul 2003 17:49:42 GMT]

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In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "has it ever occured to you..?" thread, Brad Filippone wrote:

I think I know why this is so. Male nudity is essentially comic. That's (part of) the reason why it was funny when Homer mooned his boss in "Rosebud (1F01)." Female nudity is essentially sexual. That's why so many guys' pulses quickened just a bit during "Natural Born Kissers (5F17)."

Now, consider what happens when we apply these rules to children. Bart can streak nekkid in "Bart the Genius (7G02)," and most of us are okay with it. Male nudity is funny, and it's okay for boys to be funny too -- that's why Bart can get away with it. Girls have a tougher time, since female nudity is sexual. Most people get creeped out by thinking of someone Lisa's age in sexual terms, so she modestly kept her clothes on.

Babies are an exception to the rule. Whether they male or femaile, they're either funny or cute sans diapers, which is how Maggie and that baby picture of Lisa in "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses (BABF14)" squeak by under the radar.

And, mercifully, we didn't really see anything.

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Ben, as usual, you've been the sober ying to our... how does the rest of that go? Ahhhh, screw it.

Yours truly, Some bozo

Dr Music wrote:

Raging wang? I mean, yang. (Not my personal feeling, but I really couldn't give pass that one up!)

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "has it ever occured to you..?" thread, Brad

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I know I'm going off topic here, but when on earth did everyone on the Simpsons forget Captain Mcallister's name and start refering to him as 'The Sea Captain'? Did a wizard do it?

"bh8890" wrote in message news:1R4Ua.20$[email]...

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Maybe no one ever knew it and it was only found out for trial purposes...

["bh8890"; Fri, 25 Jul 2003 07:15:13 GMT]

They've called him The Old Sea Captain in the show, possibly more than once.

Sort of like with "Gilligan's Island" we call Jonas Grumby "Skipper" and Roy Hinckley the "Professor"

Brad

Except during the first season, when we called Roy Hinckley half of "all the rest."

----- Richard Schultz [email] Department of Chemistry, Bar-Ilan University, Ramat-Gan, Israel Opinions expressed are mine alone, and not those of Bar-Ilan University ----- "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: has it ever occured to you..?" thread, bh8890 wrote:

Before they revealed his name on the show, most people on alt.tv.simspsons (and probably elsewhere) called him, "The Sea Captain" or "The Old Sea Captain." I think the writers just picked up on this as a winking reference for the fans.

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"FrankGibson-Snyder" [email] wrote:

Dear God, nothing can stop them now.......'cept maybe Protestant wilddogs.

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Now THAT is what I call disgusting. A Catholic cat.

On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 13:34:17 +0100, "Zaphod Beeblebrox" wrote:

you figure cats should be smarter than that?

your pal, blake