Kent: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor: Mmm, yes I would, Kent.
On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:47:15 -0400, "Citizen_Cain" wrote:
Springfield..........Louisiana just Southeast of Baton Rouge has already been evacuated and is due to take a massive hit
On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:47:15 -0400, "Citizen_Cain" wrote:
Long before the Superdome, Where the Saints of football play, There's a city where the damned call home, Hear their hellish rondelet:
New Orleans! Home of pirates, drunks, and whores... New Orleans! Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores...
If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip':
New Orleans! Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile... New Orleans! Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul...
New Orleans! Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank... New Orleans!
You know what, I think you can take nearly ANY event in life and give it a Simpson's reference.
"Citizen_Cain" wrote in message news:18ee3$43125b0f$a66659ab$[email]...
I know I try.--Joe (n.j.) [mWo]
I wonder if the hurricane counts as part of the curse?
By the time that hurricane gets to New Orleans, it won't be any bigger than a chihuahua's head.
Aaron Space Museum
On 29 Aug 2005 07:22:01 -0700, [email] wrote:
Well that didn't happen, but when I read that they herded everyone into the Superdome and then the Superdome started falling apart, it did remind me of that episode. Flanders was probably out in the parking lot singing 'Que Sera Sera'.
If they had launched a missile to try to destroy the hurricane, and the missile had flown off course and destroyed the only bridge for getting out of town, ... but so many bridges were destroyed anyway.
This has happened to New Orleans before, but the records for the city only go back to 1948, when, ...
Aaron Space Museum
"Citizen_Cain" wrote in message news:18ee3$43125b0f$a66659ab$[email]...
In front of the Retirement Castle, the National Guard loads seniors onto a truck.
Inside...
Army guy: [grabbing Grampa's hand] Sir, for your own safety, we DO advise you to evacuate. Grampa: [stubborn] I ain't leavin'! I was born in this nursing home, and I'll DIE in this nursing home! Army guy: Is there any chance of you changing your mind? Grampa: Sure. Let's go. [gets up and leaves]
Homer: "It's times like this I wish I was a religious man"
Rev. Lovejoy: "It's all over people..."