5/8 - DOUBLE FEATURE -------------------- 7:00 - The Scorpion's Tale (NABF08) Lisa discovers that a desert plant makes hostile creatures docile, and distills a drug that makes Grampa (who was thrown out of his retirement home) happier as well, but there is one side effect - it makes your eyeballs pop out, which is something Bart should have learned before selling the pills
8:00 - Homer Scissorhands (NABF13) Homer shows a natural talent for being a hairdresser, but opening his own salon comes with a curse - he has to listen to women talking all day long; Lisa gets jealous of Milhouse and his new girlfrield
5/15 - DOUBLE FEATURE --------------------- 7:00 - Homer the Father (NABF05) When Homer decides to start acting like the father character of a 1980s family sitcom, he tells Bart to earn the money to get the dirtbike he wants, so he does - by selling nuclear plant secrets to the Chinese
8:00 - 500 Keys (NABF14) The Simpsons discovers the keys to "all of the doors in Springfield" (wait...doesn't Chief Wiggum have a "master key to the city"?), including the door to a secret classroom underneath the school, but when it suddenly disappears and Principal Skinner takes its key, it's up to Lisa to discover the secret of Jebediah Springfield - er, the angel skeleton - wait, it's the Orb of Isis - no, it's the Gem of St. Theresa...
5/22 - DOUBLE FEATURE --------------------- 7:00 - Angry Dad: The Movie (NABF07) "The Simpsons are going to..." the Academy Awards when Bart's "Angry Dad" animated short is nominated for an Oscar
8:00 - SEASON FINALE - The Ned-liest Catch (NABF15) Ned saves Mrs. Krabappel's life, and the two of them start dating, but Ned soon discovers all of the men who were in her life at one time or another (including Homer) * At the end of the episode, Fox will announce some fan-based event which involves the fates of two of the show's characters somehow (the consensus is, an online fan vote on whether or not Ned and Edna should stay together)
5/29 - PRE-EMPTED for the Coca-Cola 600 NASCAR race
STUFF for "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony" (NABF12)
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No billboard or blackboard
Couch: The couch is on the front cover of a video, which is inside an
empty, out of business "Million Dollar Video" store; a wrecking
ball demolishes the store
TV Rating: TV-PG-DLV
Special Guest: Geraldo Rivera...actually, San Francisco's (and,
presumably, most other Pacific time zone Fox stations') broadcast of
the episode was pre-empted to air Fox News Channel's news coversge of
the announcement that Osama bin Laden was killed-- Don S1.1 MAG+++ LIS++ BAR+ SKI+ MrsK+ MissH+ P&S# FLA- (heresy!) f+++ n+++ Ilps(w) $+++ M49 Okay, who's going to post the episode on YouTube for us West Coast types?