Joke I just got...

Jul 6, 2001, 11:42 PM ET11 posts by 8 posters
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Hung like a tuna can

Kent : Are you calling Homer Simpson a liar?

Mr. Duff : Well, we have obtained this footage of him with his pants on fire.

Clip of Homer running around ablaze

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Sweepings Fist : It's not just a noun, it's a verb.

*Please note* -- I have a tendency to post while stoned. Apologies in advance.

Betsy WhereHung like a tuna can

Ooh, and just under the buzzer.

Betsy "in flame-retardent undies" Where

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The RackFuriousXGeorge

"FuriousXGeorge" wrote in message news:[email]...

fire.

May I remind you that two men just died--? Oh. I just got it... *chuckle*

And now, back to the wall. -The inflammable Chadderack Look! Velveeta� sticks to the ceiling. >>| So long, Snuhperman! |
KatijaikatThe Rack

Something was said...not good. What was it? "Don't yell at Sweepings!"... no, that's okay. What was it?? ...Slow! They called you slow!

The RackKatijaikat

"Katijaikat" wrote in message news:[email]...

on

no,

You're just responding to this post? Boy, you _are_ slow.

And now, back to the wall. -The inflammable Chadderack Look! Velveeta� sticks to the ceiling. >>| So long, Snuhperman! |
The RackKatijaikat

"Katijaikat" wrote in message news:[email]...

pants

Sweepings!"...

GET OOOOOUTTA HERE!

;)
And now, back to the wall. -The inflammable Chadderack Look! Velveeta� sticks to the ceiling. >>| So long, Snuhperman! |
Mark XFuriousXGeorge

"My favourite one word celebrity is Sting, because he's also a verb." - Garth, Wayne's World MTV Special.

Mark X --- www.gamebroth.co.uk www.xbollox.com
Dr MusicHung like a tuna can

"Hung like a tuna can" wrote in message news:[email]...

fire.

I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying... or about to lie... or just finished lying. (anguished) BUT NOT... WHEN I'M TELLING... THE TRUTH!!!!!

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.