Homer (x) Posts: What the Hell!?!

I bought a French-made Homer Simpson plastic model with a little "legend" in 12 languages (didn't need the English one, couldn't type the letters for the Greek one) telling a humorous tale of who he is. I found it so damned amusing I split the story into 10 languages and posted it in segments. Anyone multilingual and smart ("I am so smart! S-M-A-art!") enough to try to reconstruct the whole story back into English?

• Dr Strangemonde

By the way, the model was only around five bucks American and pretty neat. Check your local hobby shop. Be damn careful with his hair, though. It breaks real easy.

Umm yeah, we noticed. One note wouldn't suffice?

Perhaps you need more practice working your usenet machine.....

Perhaps you should shut up, and not waste so much space here. Why don't you just post it in english, once, since we really don't care that you know how to type out foreign words.

"ali assa seen" wrote in message news:201220011511237684%[email]...

Perhaps you didn't understand what he was saying because you were too busy being an ass. The story is in 12 parts, each one in a different language. Only one part of the story was in English. He is looking for the translation of the other languages. You are the one wasting space being a pain in the ass flamer, he has every right to post the story here in hopes people can translate and then post the translations for those who might be interested to enjoy.

Kevin

Ok, I think I'm the one that misunderstood. Apparently he does have the whole story in each language he was just having some fun. Still, there is nothing wrong with that and there's no need to be a jerk about it. Though I do hope we get the full story in English at some point.

Kevin

In article , Kevin Madden wrote:

Yep, later today after I get some work done. Hope someone manages to attempt to translate the remaining parts before that, though, for comparison's sake.

• Dr Strangemonde

I noticed a few last night, they seem to be pretty decent as far as the english translations almost make sense.

Kevin

Drunk and full of pie, Kevin Madden wrote:

Perhaps we're all a little crazy. I know I am. But, I'll be perfectly sane once I sew us back together.

In article , Chemboy wrote:

Oh, yeah, my big ten one-line posts are really crowding your ass outta here. Right. What are you, on a Commodore 2600? If figured there were some people outside the USA looking in here who might be amused by the various interpretations and so far I've already been proven correct, so cool out, 3-eye trout.

I was gonna say why aren't you complaining about some OT spam instead, but I looked and I only found one - and the other guy (EDF) actually already did bitch about that one. Seriously, how the hell do you guys do that on an unmoderated group?!?

• Dr Strangemonde

Chemboy needs to be chemlaid. If bandwidth and storage was such a precious thing, this newsgroup would be the first to go.

Superdude.

ali assa seen wrote:

"Superdude" wrote in message news:[email]...

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the bandwidth for a moment.

Mmmm....bandwidth.

I acn type foreign words too:

Il a homosexual You ist einer shizencoff.