Funny Dirty Jokes on Simpsons

Alright. I know that a large number of folks found the boner joke not too funny (my self included). I was wondering what are some of your favorite dirty jokes on simpsons though.

I will start it off with Kent Brockman's comment after Homer became mayor of half of springfield and the opposite side found a kind of wealth (gold I believe.)

Kent Brockman: (paraphrased) Well, thanks to Mayor Simpson, we'll all be taking *emphasis* golden *emphasis* showers from now on.

The off-screen news crew snickers.

I liked in the episode where Marge takes in the artist convict (terrible ep, but still), in the very beginning they had the bull fight and Bart goes,"Cmon bull, toss his salad!!"

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Honestly, I'm still surprised every time Bart or Nelson comment that something "blows."

On Tue, 29 Jan 2002 22:44:09 -0500, "Mike Petriello" wrote:

Like I said lower down.

Latex Condo's

Boy I would love to live in one of those.

Probably the first "rude" joke.

Bazilla

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How do you like this one. In the episode where Homer buys the Canyonero, Bart is watching some live show called "That's Edu-tainment" and says:

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."

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One particularly unsavory one was in the episode where Bart and Lisa take vocation exams. Lisa's told to be a homemaker and Bart a police officer. There's a part where Skinner is trying to retain a teacher who keeps ketting teased for his name: Mr. Glascok.

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Drunk and full of pie, A. White wrote:

You see, IMO, that was a poor-taste joke. *THAT* joke was done for shock value. The "boner" joke was part of the satire on stupid movies like "Angels in the Outfield" and "The Mighty Ducks". It's the level of humor you'd find in such movies; just a bit more exaggerated. It was a good joke, IMO.

How about the school Apu goes to: Springfield Heights Institute of Technology? (Here's a clue: make an acronym out of it)

And let's not forget the Morningwood Penitentiary.

Jim

Not really a joke but I love it when they decide to go "play putt putt golf" and peel off leaving Bart and Lisa standing in the driveway.

On Tue, 29 Jan 2002 21:53:25 -0500, "A. White" wrote:

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"Lisa, do you find something amusing about the word 'tromboner'?"

"Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket!"

"I'm gonna go toss the virtual salad"

"You are out of sperm"

"Ovulate damn you, Ovulate!"