Okay, I seem to recall a few months ago somebody posted a question asking what the J in Homer J Simpson stood for (this was well after the episode with George Carlin was already in syndication). Somebody replied with a very in-depth description of Homer Boone, an episode where Homer discovers his middle name is Jebediah and sets out to discover Shelbyville or something, having gotten a bite from the "exploring" bug.
This episode idea was brilliant. Despite the fact that Homer's middle name was already revealed and is not Jebediah, this episode idea can still be tweaked to result in the same adventure (maybe Homer finds he was a direct descendant of Jebediah, only to find out in the end that it was another Jebediah who was the town drunk when Springfield was founded or something). I mean, the guy who wrote this even put in a decent sub-plot, IIRC.
Anybody have that message saved somewhere? Maybe you could repost it?