more classic grandpa

french toast please

On Thu, 31 Oct 2002 20:03:04 -0800, "Chuck P" wrote:

Im old! gimme gimme gimme!

"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. (crowd grumbles) One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville... I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days... So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time... Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumble bees on 'em! 'Gimme five bees for a quarter', you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah... the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt... which was the style at the time... They didn't have white onions because of the war... The only thing you could get was those big, yellow ones..."

"haedesch" wrote in message news:[email]...

grumbles)

the crowd? all two of them?

jeeez....just let it go...

"Adrunk" wrote in message news:aprsm0$928$[email]...

i would have if i hadnt already posted the quote hehe.....

In article , "Adrunk" wrote:

The metric system is the tool of the devil! my car gets forty rods the hogshead and that's the way i likes it!

I can still eat Corn on the cob. As long as someone mashes it up into a fine paste. Now that's good 'eatin!

On Thu, 31 Oct 2002 20:03:04 -0800, "Chuck P" wrote:

That doll is evil i tells ya, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!!

"haedesch" wrote in message news:[email]...

Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents Grandpa: I just want attention

"Freeze, FBI. The jig is up." "All right, I admit it - I am the Lindbergh baby! Waa! Waa! Goo goo. I miss my fly-fly da-da." " Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?" "A little from column A, a little from column B...."

"I'll be dead in a cold cold grave before I recognise Missoura"

"You're making my tombstone"

"The dog's dead"

"Adrunk" wrote in message news:apu56v$52a$[email]...

I had that dream again