Inventions!

Jan 25, 2002, 2:23 PM ET11 posts by 10 posters
11 posts
enpop1

I invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster.

Jason Saslow↩ enpop1

<COUGH>Cyborgs!<COUGH>

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effuhz↩ enpop1

That beats my electric blanket-mobile.

effuhz

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Phillip Roncoroni↩ enpop1

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Does anybody really need that much porn?

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Pray For Mojo↩ enpop1

What about the hamburger earmuffs?!?

Dave

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Jason Saslow↩ Pray For Mojo

All right, just stay calm, enpop1. These babies will be in the stores while he's still grappling with the pickle matrix!

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Dr Music↩ Jason Saslow

"Jason Saslow" wrote in message news:[email]...

I could sure use that flying bike right about now.

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.

The Rack↩ Patrick Nihill

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Jeremy B↩ The Rack

In article , [email] (The Rack) writes:

I should invent something. Perhaps some sort of death clock. "Have you ever cooked a human... out of love?"
Kevin↩ enpop1

Why don't you invent yourself some underpants?!

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