5/13/2001 Episode cap submission

May 14, 2001, 1:41 AM ET23 posts by 12 posters
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V. Yim

Plot summary: After a knee injury, Homer runs a daycare out of his own home, at the expense of the attention he's paying to the kids.

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Review: Funny! A lot of stuff made absolutely NO sense whatsoever (expect the Chinese Man scene and the Marge identifying the body jokes to be removed during syndication), but lately that's been the norm, but after last week's "Going to Praiseland", this was a definite improvement. Great references to the behind the scenes world of the film industry (an AD forces Lisa to sit on an "apple box", Teamsters force Bart to sleep in the hallway). 80%

DYN:

-Lenny dribbles the ball with his right hand and attempts to dunk with his left. -CBG is seen only in the background during the basketball game. -Homer isn't wearing a safety belt when driving the paddy wagon (and would suffer severe injuries when he hit the tree).

Chalkboard: "Today is not Mothra's Day"

Couch Gag -OFF Crash test dummies

Possible pop-culture references

-The Absent Minded Professor: Professor Frink uses "Flubber", an elastic substance that allows the user to jump much higher.

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Hans Moleman at the coroner mirrors the opening scene where the guy is being put onto the cart during the "I'm not dead yet!" scene.

-Xena: Warrior Princess: Found as a poster inside CBG's room.

-"The Jetsons": George Jetson piloting his space car crashes into Homer's knee during a drug induced dream sequence.

-"Space Jam": "I believe I can fly"

-"You've Got Mail": Spoken by Carl after dunking the ball.

-"Doctor Dolittle": "But Dr. Screwlittle sounded like a delightful romp�" -Homer

-Survivor - "I got a secret plan I've been saving for the Olympics, or possibly the final four." -Homer

[note for the non-Survivor viewers: "Final Four" refers to the last four people remaining on the show yet to be voted off.]

-Mothra: Japanese movie monster mentioned in Bart's chalkboard gag.

-The Matrix: Ralph getting stuck on Homer's scab vaguely resembles the scene where Neo touches the mirror and mercury crawls up his arm.

-"Hard Target": John Woo film about homeless people being hunted for sport.

-Pok�mon -Bill Cosby's "Kids Say the Darnest Things" -Mary Lou Retton's gymnastic coach. -Chris Rock

FFF:

-The Good Guy Awards "Pointless" -NYTimes

-Time title card indicates, "three mistrials later".

-Between the scenes where Bart learns Millhouse has his jacket and Homer sings "If you're happy and you know it", there's a one frame flash where the scene is in pencil test (no colours).

Goofs:

-How the HELL did Ralph Wiggam get from the back to the shotgun seat of the paddy-wagon while the vehicle is in motion, especially since there is a barrier between the children and the passengers?

-ACL injuries actually take much longer than a month to heal. Double for a person who isn't athletic. ACL injuries patients should expect extensive physiotherapy to ensure proper healing. But then, what do you expect from a doctor that dispenses syringes full of morphine like lollipops?

-Between the scenes where Bart learns Millhouse has his jacket and Homer sings "If you're happy and you know it", there's a one frame flash where the scene is in pencil test (no colours).

Fave quotes:

Lisa: "So many times we've seen our father go under the knife�" Marge (pulling up punch card): "One more and I get a free hysterectomy!"

Shi Bao NaiV. Yim

In article , V. Yim wrote:

It's more likely a reference to the NCAA Basketball Tournament, in which the last four remaining teams are referred to as the Final Four (and other groups are the Elite Eight and Sweet Sixteen).

--Shi Bao Nai

CrAcKBaByShi Bao Nai

Dumb Ass

"Shi Bao Nai" wrote in message news:140520010104094170%[email]...

V. YimCrAcKBaBy

That was completely uncalled for.

Vince Yim

Alex CainV. Yim

But it sounded like such a delightful little romp!

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CrAcKBaByV. Yim

I beg to disagree, you are a dumb ass plain and simple.

"V. Yim" <"xieze-qilin"@[no spam please]telus.net> wrote in message news:14TL6.18415$[email]...

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V. YimCrAcKBaBy

Oh wait. A rookie troll. I should've seen the indicators from the get go. Didn't mean to feed the troll there. Sorry 'bout that, folks.

Peace, Vince Yim

CrAcKBaByV. Yim

A rookie trooll? Wow you sure know the lingo you must be an expert geek. What indicators knuckle head? I said you were a dumb ass. Live with it bitch.

"V. Yim" <"xieze-qilin"@[no spam please]telus.net> wrote in message news:41lM6.40021$[email]...

SurlyCrAcKBaBy

CrAcKBaBy wrote in message news:oapM6.129092$[email]...

You insulted him and hurt his feelings. I like that.

"Surly only looks out for one guy - Surly" "Sorry Surly" "Shut Up"
V. YimSurly

You guys DO realize how ridiculous this is, right? Flame away to your hearts content if you wish, but remember, this came about because of a misunderstanding as to whether or not Homer's line about the "Final Four" was a reference to Survivor or the NCAA. And if flaming is your idea of fun, I am not going to stop you.

Besides, it takes much, much more than a one/two word cheap shot (examples cited: "dumb ass", "bitch", "knuckle head", "expert geek") to land a blow, let alone a scratch.

But if you must know, "Crackbaby", my indicators of "trolling" were the fact that you used the word dumb ass without any sort of support or reasoning (ie: "I feel you are a dumb ass because...<insert appropriate answer here>"), which is typical of "troll" behavior. "Rookie" came about because the only contributions to the newsgroup you have mare two this thread and a two word response to the "Best Episode Ever Thread", which indicates that you are new to this group.

If you are a regular contributor on this group that has something intelligent to say on occasion, then my apologies. Otherwise, my best to you. We have freedom of speech. If our abuse of our freedom of speech makes us look sillier than usual, then that is within our rights as well.

This will be my last contribution to this silliness, because long after the flames have died down, all you will see is the two weathered combatants looking much more ridiculous than they did walking in.

Peace, Vince Yim

Internet KingCrAcKBaBy

CrAcKBaBy wrote:

Well said! Sincerely, Little Girl

V. YimCrAcKBaBy

If I don't spend every waking hour following basketball, living, eating, breathing, drinking, thinking basketball, with NCAA being the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of before I go to sleep, and spend every minute of every single day following stats and teams and players, then yes, I am a dumb-ass.

[c'mon, guys. the line between "dumb-assed-ness" and ignorance is thick and black. learn to tell the difference.]

Peace, Vince Yim

The RackV. Yim

"V. Yim" <"xieze-qilin"@[no spam please]telus.net> wrote in message news:Kk0M6.39029$[email]...

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You could apply that logic to "Survivor"; I've seen but 10 minutes out of the whole series, but I know what the NC 2A Final Four is.

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SurlyThe Rack

Just out of curiosity Rack, but wouldn't NCAA take one less character (being the space) and less time to type than NC 2A? I would have imagined a veteran poster such as yourself would type much more efficiently.

"Surly only looks out for one guy - Surly" "Sorry Surly" "Shut Up"
Scott WeaverShi Bao Nai

I disagree with the final four being a reference to Survivor. They were playing basketball and I would think that it is more likely that he would have been referring to the NCAA final four. For those who don't know, although I am sure most everyone has heard of the final four, unless they happened to be living in a cave. But I digress. The final four is the round of the NCAA tournament which determines the two teams who will be reacing the national championship game. It is pretty much the biggest deal in college sports, next to maybe a couple bowl games. But the NCAA tournament is popular because there is a lot of money to be made if you know how to bet on it. That is just my opinion, I might be wrong about the final four thing, but when he mentioned it, the NCAA tournament was the first thing to come to my mind.

Scott

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V. YimScott Weaver

Well, that does make a lot of sense too. Honestly, NCAA was the last thing on my mind when the phrase "Final Four" was used, because I'm not a college basketball fan. Heck, the phrase gets tossed around enough on Survivor that that was the first thing that came to mind. But being that I seem to be the only one that's mentioned it...

Peace, Vince Yim

CrAcKBaByV. Yim

DUH "V. Yim" <"xieze-qilin"@[no spam please]telus.net> wrote in message news:A6TL6.18417$[email]...

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VoVatScott Weaver

"Scott Weaver" wrote in message news:[email]...

On Mars, with their eyes shut and their fingers in their ears?

Nathan

KatijaikatV. Yim

The first thought that came to mind was "AGAIN with the Asian jokes?" It's running a little stale. Or a lot. This is the third episode (I think) to do this in the past five weeks.

Alan HamiltonV. Yim

On Mon, 14 May 2001 05:41:18 GMT, "V. Yim" <"xieze-qilin"@[no spam please]telus.net> wrote:

And aired on Mother's Day (US).

Which was based on "The Most Dangerous Game" (1924) by Richard Connell. Filmed many, many times.

Art Linkletter did it first.

/ / * / Alan Hamilton * * [email]
V. YimAlan Hamilton

Alan Hamilton wrote:

Going to the internet movie database (the ultimate web resource for the film geek), here's what I dug up...

Game of Death, A (1945) Run for the Sun (1956) Bloodlust! (1961) Woman Hunt (1972) Escape 2000 (1981) Deadly Prey (1987) Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity (1987) Lethal Woman (1989) Deadly Game (1991) (TV) Final Round (1993) Death Ring (1993) (V) Hard Target (1993) Surviving the Game (1994) Pest, The (1997)

Many of these films are direct to video (which I why I haven't heard of 'em), and with good reason too...the whole "Most Dangerous Game" has been beaten to death, according to Leonard Maltin.

But honestly, Hard Target was the only one out of the list that I've seen (I know, I know...and I call myself a film buff). I haven't even seen John Leguizamo's "The Pest"...but isn't "The Pest" suopposed to be a comedy?

True, but being that Bill Cosby WAS shown in it...

Peace, Vince Yim

Alex CainV. Yim

True. But you're wrong on the reference. Homer meant the Final Four, as in the Final Four associated with the NBA and the infamous Final Four basketball teams during the closing of basketball season.

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BillAlex Cain

Actually, the "Final Four" is most commonly used to refer to the NCAA (in other words, college) Men's Basketball Championship.

BILL

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