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dcomposedMar 9, 2002, 1:38 AM ET

Where is Springfield? Is Smithers Gay?

ok. i know im not meant to ask these questions and I alredy know that smithers is gay and we dont knbow where springfield is but fuck that. i'm asking the questions I cant ask.

BazillaMar 9, 2002, 2:59 AM ET↩ dcomposed

You're more stupid than I thought, yes Smithers is gay. And this Springfield doesn't exist. Many idiots believe it does and spend there time finding it. But Simpsons is a cartoon, therefore doesn't *really* exist. People think they know where Springfield is by looking on maps and such, but then it has to be next to Shelbyville.

It's a cartoon! Therefore it is in AnimationLand. Withh all the other great cartoons, the Flintstones, Tom & Jerry and of course Transformers.

Bazilla

Kevin MaddenMar 9, 2002, 3:06 AM ET↩ Bazilla

I like that you included Transformers as a great cartoon.

Kevin

BazillaMar 9, 2002, 3:19 AM ET↩ Kevin Madden

It filled my childhood with great memories.

Bazilla

SergioMar 9, 2002, 3:31 AM ET↩ Bazilla

"Bazilla" wrote in message news:[email]...

TRANSFORMERS, ROBOTS IN DISGUISE

spud (secret potato utility developer)Mar 9, 2002, 1:43 PM ET↩ Sergio

"Mr Burns" wrote in message news:%Lji8.9847$[email]...

Why wont my Volkswagon Beatle Transofm!! Theres something wrong with it. It wont eat its energon Cubes!!!! Help!! Good car, daddy's here now, it will all be ok.......

Patrick NihillMar 9, 2002, 8:15 AM ET↩ Bazilla

Bazilla wrote:

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*sigh* I wish I were in a cartoon.

Kevin MaddenMar 9, 2002, 3:04 AM ET↩ dcomposed

What really is the point of asking questions you already know the answer to? Are you TRYING to get flamed?

Kevin

dcomposedMar 9, 2002, 6:18 AM ET↩ Kevin Madden

no, all the simpsons websites just say not to ask those questions, so I did.

p1133Mar 9, 2002, 9:17 AM ET↩ dcomposed

Isn't there somewhere in America, a house which is exactly the same as the Simpson's house? did someone build it, and when they painted it, they used cartoon sortof colours?

I've seen the picture before somewhere, I just don't know where.

BazillaMar 9, 2002, 9:27 AM ET↩ p1133

I saw tha a long long time ago, I can still remember (sorry went a bit Amrican Pie then) anyway yeah there was some sort of competition when I saw it in Sky magazine, but "Springfield" doesn't exist

Bazilla

AcK!Mar 10, 2002, 2:03 AM ET↩ Kevin Madden

On Sat, 09 Mar 2002 08:04:27 GMT, Kevin Madden wrote:

Probably, which leads us to lesson number two:
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How to Recognize a Troll
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Actually, this also concludes the lesson, as you have now learned how to do just that.

Next time we'll teach you how to ignore a troll (tip: don't feed them).

TTYL

Dr MusicMar 9, 2002, 3:35 PM ET↩ dcomposed

"dcomposed" wrote in message news:3c89ade0$0$16637$[email]...

May you become hideously obese, and your head be plucked of all but 3 hairs.

Yours truly, Some bozo

Jason SaslowMar 9, 2002, 6:55 PM ET↩ Dr Music

Um, I think he should have to take a different oath.

The RackMar 9, 2002, 7:06 PM ET↩ Jason Saslow

Drunk and full of pie, Jason Saslow wrote:

Those disingenious mountebanks and their trolling chicanery. A POX on them! [pulls out guy's tongue, throws him in the garbage]

dcomposedMar 9, 2002, 8:32 PM ET↩ Dr Music

"Dr Music" wrote in message news:Bmui8.59432$[email]...

i'm

hairs.

I alredy am hideosly obese.

Nate in H-townMar 10, 2002, 5:35 PM ET↩ dcomposed

"dcomposed" wrote in message news:3c8ab799$0$16638$[email]...

But the hair's fine, right?

dcomposedMar 10, 2002, 8:06 PM ET↩ Nate in H-town

"Nate in H-town" wrote in message news:[email]...

that

that.

Mr T mohawk

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